by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011
Means you get to stand the entire trip inside a passenger car with dot-heads packed shoulder to shoulder rather than ride on the roof of a cattle car or hang off a handrail.
I'll be touring India for 2 weeks this summer.My travel agent scalped me a first class Indian train ticket.
by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011
The Weight Watchers/Nutri-Systems/Jenny Craig/Slim-Fast type ads that feature overweight celebs to rehab back into semi-decent shape and promote their product.Notable porkers include Kirstie Alley,Carrie Fisher,Marie Osmond,Jenny McCarthy,Sarah Ferguson,Valerie Bertinelli,Anna Nicole Smith,Queen Latifah,Dan Marino,Whoopi Goldberg,Don Shula,Tori Spelling,Monica Lewinsky,Kathie Lee Gifford,Ann Jillian,Jason Alexander,and Jennifer Hudson.
It is encouraging to know that,despite having the means to have full time personal fitness coaches,many Hollywood stars resort to the same celebrity porker pity project to lose weight that is available to the common man.
by wolfbait51 November 19, 2011
What every toilet should have to ensure a confident and successful shit.Beside the basic toilet brush and commode plunger,a hatchet for chopping megaturds into flushable units,a pair of bar-b-que tongs for unjamming toilet paper clogs and at least one elbow length rubber glove for retrieving cell phones and wallets accidentally dropped in the toxic soup.A pair of grass clippers also comes in handy for snipping off stalled turds that come halfway out and stop and are too dense to be pinched off by sphincter action alone.
by wolfbait51 June 07, 2011
Going down on a ginger minge
by wolfbait51 June 06, 2011
The farts of an obese person are very distinct. They have a hallmark "Plop" sound.Like an air bubble in wet concrete,the fart gas slowly eases its way to freedom between the jelly-like,fat butt cheeks causing the pizza dough buttocks to jiggle slightly.
by wolfbait51 November 15, 2011
Lies that have been told for generations and generally accepted as untruths. Examples: 1) Your car will be ready this afternoon, 2) Your check is in the mail. 3) I promise I won't cum in your mouth.
by wolfbait51 May 06, 2011