wolfbait51's definitions

electric lights

Back-woodsy way of saying electrolytes

The doctor said my electric lights were low and I need to take a potassium supplement.

by wolfbait51 March 23, 2011

DMV slow

Describes the super slow-mo way the employess at the Dept. of Motor Vehicles move.They don't get in a hurry for anything except for breaks, lunch and quitting time.Obviously being paid by the hour. When you have to go to the DMV,go early and plan to stay all day.

There is SLOW,SUPER SLOW and then there's DMV SLOW.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

sparkin' ole Sparky

When you drag your feet ascross nylon carpeting to build up a static charge then zap your dog "Sparky" on the nose.They hate that shit.

I got bit on the leg sparkin' ole Sparky.

by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011

a censored, inconvenient truth

A skidmark on the drawers of society

have to throw these underwear away. They have a censored, inconvenient truth in them

by wolfbait51 October 30, 2011

motorhome

Similar to a motorboat except instead of putting ones face between a pair of boobs,a man puts his face betwixt the ass cheeks of a 300lb+ woman and shakes his head back and forth in a "no" type fashion while using the mouth and tongue to make the "raspberry" sound. The huge buttocks amplify the raspberry into a sound similar to a trucker using his jake brake.

I can't get the image out of my head of "Mike and Molly" doing the motorhome

by wolfbait51 December 10, 2011

topiarist

A sculptor of topiaries who can also cut nigger's hair.

Damn,Daekwon! That is one fly haircut!! Did you just come from the topiarist?

by wolfbait51 May 29, 2011

lyrics fucker

Any person that screws up the lyrics of a song.Frequently this is a result of the lyrics being misheard (also called mondegreens) or due to the original artist being hard to understand. Lyrics fuckers are normally exposed while singing along with the radio. There are a number of websites that feature "misheard song lyrics" and many of them are quite funny.

The old lady was rockin' with the Beach Boy's song about "My Little Poop Scoop". (Little Deuce Coupe).She's such a lyrics fucker.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011