Definitions by wolfbait51
Urban Dicktionary
The majority of definitions in the Urban Dicktionary are based upon teen penis envy.(both male and female)
Urban Dicktionary by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011
acronymcompoop
The epic and amazing ability of some shitheads to combine lame,random words to make an acronym and submit it as a definition.Only the most advanced minds can string together the first letters of a group of words.
acronymcompoop by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011
ghetto cake crumbs
ghetto cake crumbs by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011
corn titties
Small,but perky,pointy tits that have nipples that resemble the apex end of an ear of corn due to the copious amount of "titty braille".
corn titties by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011
fountain of Florence
The unique ability of certain women gifted with powerful Kegel (pussy) muscles to suck bath water into their vaginal vault and squirt it out in a fountain-like manner.
I watched this one ole girl do a fountain of Florence.She squirted from the tub into the toilet.....a distance of four feet.
fountain of Florence by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011
prune belly
The flabby "joey pouch" tummy on a woman who has had many children. Named for the prune-like appearance.
prune belly by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011
TRESemme blinded
Temporary blindness resulting from a direct shot of hair spray to the eyes. The blindness can be a result of chemical irritation to the eye or from the eyelashes being glued together. Can also be caused from over-spray from another user in close proximity.
TRESemme blinded by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011