wolfbait51's definitions
A pigeon poop boutonniere is what you're likely to get from sitting on the church steps while waiting for the service to begin. Church steeples and belfries are notorious pigeon roosts. A pigeon aroused from its roost is unlikely to control its bowels and routinely poops to shed unnecessary take-off weight.
by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011
Get the pigeon poop boutonnieremug. Those lame,local TV ads that drive customers away due to their amateurish,home-made,ridiculous,and downright embarrassing nature. Typically a low budget advertisement featuring the business owner dressed up as a clown,a king or a mattress. Often features the business owners kids or other family members.
Those Mister Mattress TV spots are counterproductive advertising.I'd never buy anything from that fool.
by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011
Get the counterproductive advertisingmug. When you poop so forcefully and violently it leaves a glob of poo on the back of the toilet bowl that no amount of flushing will dislodge causing the perpetrator to resort to the toilet brush. Witness marks usually only occur with projectile diarrhea.
by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011
Get the witness markmug. by wolfbait51 February 18, 2011
Get the Clive talkin'mug. The point in a middle-aged man's life when he realizes his rock hard abdominal muscles have been kidnapped.
by wolfbait51 May 22, 2011
Get the absductionmug. A T-bone Kotex is that absorbent pad often found stuck to the steaks you buy from the grocery store.Should be removed before grilling.
I always check the bottom of the steak,after removing from the package,to make sure the T-Bone Kotex is not stuck to it.
by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011
Get the T-Bone Kotexmug. by wolfbait51 June 5, 2011
Get the jackpotmug.