Definitions by wolf89
Coon Bombing
A nocturnal activity sometimes heard of in the rowdier parts of the American south east, that can be done by anyone regardless of race, gender of sexual orientation. It involves trapping a large raccoon, placing it in a burlap sack, shaking and poking the sack to get the raccoon as pissed off as possible, then finding some random douchebagin a convertible, opening the bag, and tossing it into the douchebag's car.
Cats and possums can also be used, though this should never be attempted with skunks.
Cats and possums can also be used, though this should never be attempted with skunks.
Jamal, Christy, Shane and I went coon bombing last night. That guy in the beamer didn't know what hit him.
Coon Bombing by Wolf89 August 12, 2008
Ring Tailed Bandit
A slang term for raccoon. The animal that is. Rather cute and crafty. Sucks about the rabies though.
Damn ring tailed bandit stole the beer right out of the cooler! How the hell did he open the cooler? How the hell is he gonna open the beer!?!?!?
Ring Tailed Bandit by Wolf89 March 17, 2008
Death Row
A particularly bad street in a bad neighborhood. Often applied to the worst street in the area, but there can be numerous "Death Rows" in a given neighborhood.
Some streets that are only dangerous for certain people can also be tagged as death row.
People often risk death by traveling down certain streets, either at particular times, or at any time. Causes of death can include: Armed robbery, muggings, gang wars, family feuds, random shootings/knife attacks, drive by shootings, reckless drivers, and stepping on and getting stuck by used needles.
Some streets that are only dangerous for certain people can also be tagged as death row.
People often risk death by traveling down certain streets, either at particular times, or at any time. Causes of death can include: Armed robbery, muggings, gang wars, family feuds, random shootings/knife attacks, drive by shootings, reckless drivers, and stepping on and getting stuck by used needles.
Gator
1.) Someone who talks a lot, usually too much. From the idea that they are "all mouth"
2.) Illegally distilled and transported liquor. Moonshine. Most commonly used in extreme southern florida. Can be of any quality, from low grade "radiator poison" or "battery acid" to very high grade "rocket fuel"
2.) Illegally distilled and transported liquor. Moonshine. Most commonly used in extreme southern florida. Can be of any quality, from low grade "radiator poison" or "battery acid" to very high grade "rocket fuel"
BHWP
Acronym for Border Hopping White Person.
Somone who lives in one state but commutes daily to antoher state to work. This process is known as Work Tripping Reasons for this can include:
Person already has a good job in work state, but moved to another and cannot transfer.
Living state has low cost of living, but few(or no) jobs that pay well enough.
Person is overqualified for local jobs.
There are other personal reasons that vary amongst individuals.
Somone who lives in one state but commutes daily to antoher state to work. This process is known as Work Tripping Reasons for this can include:
Person already has a good job in work state, but moved to another and cannot transfer.
Living state has low cost of living, but few(or no) jobs that pay well enough.
Person is overqualified for local jobs.
There are other personal reasons that vary amongst individuals.
marshmallow dream
A nocturnal event similer to a wet dream wherein the subject usually wakes to discover a drool covered pillow or, in extreme cases, a shredded pillow. The subject often describes dreams of eating marshmallows or other puffy white objects. Known causes of marshmallow dreams are:
Not eating enough before bed.
Eating too much before bed.
Eating strange things before bed. Example: Chili, Bratwurst and peach pie.
Repressed food fetish.
Psychological disorders.
Unless the occurence of such dreams becomes frequent though, there is no cause for alarm.
Not eating enough before bed.
Eating too much before bed.
Eating strange things before bed. Example: Chili, Bratwurst and peach pie.
Repressed food fetish.
Psychological disorders.
Unless the occurence of such dreams becomes frequent though, there is no cause for alarm.
Guy: Wierd, last night I dreamt I was eating a giant cotton candy sheep, youknow like in charlie and the chocolate factory, then when I woke up my pillow was soaking wet with drool.
Girl: Well, if you'd eat something before you got to bed, you wouldn't have marshmallow dreams.
Girl: Well, if you'd eat something before you got to bed, you wouldn't have marshmallow dreams.
marshmallow dream by Wolf89 November 26, 2007