wise man's definitions

Aromatic Abuse

A really bad fart, one that smells like actual real ripe poo, you could be forgiven for thinking there is a real dollop of feaces is in the room. Can make you heave.

Me: Hey Stu, how's it going
squeeeeeaaaaaarrrppppp
Stu: Oh SHIT, that is serious aromatic abuse <wretches>

by Wise Man November 20, 2003

Ringpiece

Bum-hole, Arse-hole, sphincter, brown eye, rusty sheriffs badge, chocolate starfish, Arris, Gary Glitter, Anus, rectum etc

After that harsh curry last night, my ringpiece became an outlet for a torrent of aromatic abuse.

by Wise Man November 20, 2003

The Last Great Console

The NES, predecessor to the SNES, nothing ever filled the gap that the NES left gaping, don't get me wrong, the SNES was good, but i always missed my NES

Antiques auction:
Auctioneer: And lot no 112 is a marvellous piece, a Nintendo Entrtainment System, complete with 'light gun'

by Wise Man July 17, 2003

FIERCE

Irish for face.

Liggature, yeff gutter fierce lekka paira tets!!

by Wise Man July 15, 2003

chinese essay

When you are extremely close to shitting your pants and the turd has already begun to sprout it can draw patterns in your pants when you walk. The resulting pattern can be likened to a chinese essay.

Neil: Look at Stu doing the john wayne walk to the bog.
Me: Yeah, he must be writing a chinese essay in there.

by Wise Man October 7, 2003

Baby Gravy

Male semen

I left my baby gravy all over her face

by Wise Man July 11, 2003