55 definitions by wise man

The noise a car theif makes when you catch him breaking into your car and you hit him in the throat with his own baseball bat.
Me: What the FUCK?!?!?
Car Theif: <scrambles for bat> PLERCHK!!!!!!!
by Wise Man October 07, 2003
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the number after two if you're irish
wuun, too, tree, for, foyve etc
by Wise Man July 21, 2003
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What you scream when you think your mate should shoot during a football match.
For gods sake SSHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!
by Wise Man November 24, 2003
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A universal name for any female hick or redneck, used as an insult on any common woman.
Hey Brandine!! Let's have us a critter for dinner!!
by Wise Man July 21, 2003
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1) An unpleasant member of the female species, usually due to physical appearance/smell
2) The male genitalia
1) Look at the state of that beast over there, she STINKS
2) .....then she said yes, so i got me beast out
by Wise Man July 15, 2003
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1) To steal or 'permanently borrow'
2) An unpleasant member of the female species, usually linked to the physical appearance/smell.
1) I skanked £10 off me mum
2) That beast is well skanky
by Wise Man July 15, 2003
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To drink to too much, to be drunk.
Last night i got absolutely monstered
by Wise Man July 11, 2003
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