old lady vagina

pussy that that looks/tastes extremely nasty.

that twat looks like an old lady vagina! I will not eat that!

by willie989 January 18, 2010

gizz-faced

When one has sperm on their face. like shit-faced, but with gizz, not shit.

I really gizz-faced that babe last night! She was soo sticky that it took 3 showers to get it off! I probably would have been less if I didn't add to it the first two times.

by willie989 January 18, 2010

old lady vagina

pussy that that looks/tastes extremely nasty.

that twat looks like an old lady vagina! I will not eat that!

by willie989 January 18, 2010

hammerhead

A penis with a very large head. Often causes bleeding and/or causing the other person to become awestruck.
'Check out that hammerhead!'

Another word meaning fucked hard.

Wow, that massive shaft is such a hammerhead!

by willie989 January 18, 2010

meat fly

(VERY painful) when your cock gets stuck in the zipper

HELP ME! I got a meat fly!

by willie989 January 27, 2010

rectal wrecker

1. Someone who is huge downstairs (giant penis) that loves anal. Usually they make a mess 'wreck' their ass.

My giant penis loves to wreck ass! I am such a rectal wrecker!

by willie989 January 21, 2010

orology

The sudy of using the mouth to study/examine things. It is another way of saying oral sex or blowjob.

person1; I am an orologist, you needed help?
person2; Yes! I need some help learning orology. I am always being told I am bad at eating head.

by willie989 January 18, 2010