Ernie

nickname for a milkman
''The Fastest Milkman in the West'', a uk no1 for Benny Hill in 1970.

Ernie 'and he drove the fastest milkcart in the west'

by william the wallace March 20, 2006

Port Glasgow

Town, Next door to Greenock.It's a bit like Greenock's uglier noisier annoying little brother,Home to the Port bird and lots of Glasgow Celtic supporters.

Port Glasgow is more commonly called the Port

by william the wallace March 16, 2006

Kilmacolm

A Town in Scotland that no one ever admits to coming from!

Kilmacolm man: I'm from Glasgow! Honest!

by william the wallace March 16, 2006

clydebuilt

Term Once applied Meaning 'Quality', refers to the once thriving Shipbuilding industry on the River ClydeIn Scotland GreenockClydebankGlasgowwhere home to most of the Clyde Shipyards

Had the Titanic been Clydebuilt it would still be afloat!
''I thought it was built in Ireland?''
Yea! nuff said!

by william the wallace February 25, 2006

Swing Out Sister

Chantese jazz? WTF? Ignore the other def .Swing out sister were nothing more than an 80's one hit wonder''breakout'' with a good lookin female lead and two really ugly guys on back up. Thats IT.

Swing Out Sister have now got two definitions here ,more than they deserve.

by william the wallace March 20, 2006

Robert The Bruce

The first Australian King of Scotland,No seriously he was a bad ass mother, who eventually took his head from out his own ass,and inspired by William Wallace(an even badder mother)and an unnamed spider! decided to kick the shit out the English HOORAY!!(Huge Roar From All Over The World Except England) Defeating Edward II of England ,Secured Scotlands Independence at the battle of Bannockburn 1314.Sadly many modern Scots forget this and like to keep voting for the Westminster based Labour Party or LibDems and some even Defy Logic Still and like the Tories.So all in all King Robert's Heroic Efforts were Sadly in vain!

English Troops:Run Lads It's Robert The Bruce We are Doomed!
Never mind chaps we will have those scotch twats in our pockets 700 years from now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Evil Grin)

''When will we see their likes again?''

by william the wallace March 15, 2006

Scotland

The Country that’s Above And on Top of England In every respect.
Jesus: But Father you have created this wonderous land with beautiful scenery and natural wonders, why are you so generous to these people?
God: Yes my Son! But wait untill you see the Neighbours I am giving them!

Scotland is the country on top

by william the wallace March 15, 2006