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Shakespeare

A Dude who Wrote some of the most boring plays ever.He actually believed England was an ISLAND I mean what a Fucktard and his so called 'comedies' were about as funny as a kick in the Nads Totally Over Rated!
Shakespeare needs a Geography Lesson
by william the wallace April 17, 2006
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Oasis

Nothing new here, caught the interest of Pubescent boys back in the mid 90's with Recycled Beatles riffs and melodies,and riding on the backs of giants they became very sucessful for a little while.Recent Songs are instantly forgetable,should soon be touring on the Butlins Holiday camp tour.Oh and Doesn't Liam look like Parker From Thunderbirds!
Oasis were ok for a while but they are not as good as Blur
Oasis were ok for a while but they are not as good as Blur
by william the wallace March 14, 2006
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Whisky

Why Do the Scots spell it without the ''E'',
Because We Invented it thats why! ,originally called uisge beatha ''water of life'', in the Gaelic Tongue.
whisky is great! beware of imitations! no added ''E''colours
by william the wallace March 18, 2006
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Port Glasgow

Town, Next door to Greenock.It's a bit like Greenock's uglier noisier annoying little brother,Home to the Port bird and lots of Glasgow Celtic supporters.
Port Glasgow is more commonly called the Port
by william the wallace March 16, 2006
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Captain Kirk

The Man the Legend the shitz call him what you will see winner as opposed to picard loser always gets the job done and gets the girl. Unlike Picard in that he manages to have sex more times than His First officer!
Screw the Prime Directive
'thissss ...... is Captain kirk ....... of....... theeeeeeeeeeee...... Starship ...enterprise
by william the wallace March 11, 2006
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Rabbie Burns

Robert or Rabbie Burns (never Robbie!English take note!)

Scotlands Most celebrated poet, the true Bard,A true man of the people wrote some cracking poems and songs.Liked a good drink and a good lookin lassie.Rumoured to have 100's of decendants today due to his philandering ways!Born in Ayrshire and wrote all his work in his native Scots Tongue
Every one sings a rabbie burns song every year
'Auld Lang Syne'
by william the wallace March 2, 2006
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shite

by william the wallace April 10, 2006
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