Definitions by william the wallace
Shakespeare
A Dude who Wrote some of the most boring plays ever.He actually believed England was an ISLAND I mean what a Fucktard and his so called 'comedies' were about as funny as a kick in the Nads Totally Over Rated!
Shakespeare by william the wallace April 17, 2006
posh spice
Former Spice girl.an annoying scrawny ugly media whore who has no talent.Constantly features in British Tabloids walking out of designer shops wearing black goggles. Her Current claim to fame is that she is married to an Overpaid English footballer now nearing the end of his career.
''Aw man this paper has nothing but bad news in it''
''Oh hold on! Here's a picture of Posh Spice wearing a designer frock, we're saved!''
''Oh hold on! Here's a picture of Posh Spice wearing a designer frock, we're saved!''
posh spice by william the wallace April 17, 2006
Bard
Celtic Word pertaining to individuals who are masters in the arts, music, story telling etc, as indeed the Celts were. Rabbie Burns Is a good Example of a Bard. Shakespeare on the other hand is not, as he is an English Twat who wrote boring and historically innacurate Plays
Bard by william the wallace April 14, 2006
shite
shite by william the wallace April 10, 2006
Scotts
Scott’s was one of the oldest established shipyards in the world it was situated in Greenock on the banks of the river Clyde, Later Merged With Rival Yard 'Lithgow’s' in Port Glasgow, now sadly gone, all that remains is the worlds oldest Dry dock(unused)
Scotts by william the wallace March 18, 2006
Whisky
Why Do the Scots spell it without the ''E'',
Because We Invented it thats why! ,originally called uisge beatha ''water of life'', in the Gaelic Tongue.
Because We Invented it thats why! ,originally called uisge beatha ''water of life'', in the Gaelic Tongue.
Whisky by william the wallace March 18, 2006
heid
heid by william the wallace March 17, 2006