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Loyola

Loyola High School of Los Angeles is among the greatest high schools in this nation. We have gotten many championships in just about every sport. Our gridiron is a tremendous powerhouse and we are led by a great man and a respected man and friend of mine named Steve Grady. We won the national championship in 1975! Not only that, but our academics are outstanding. We average a 1400 SAT and have impecable GPAs. Anyone who doesn't like Loyola must either go to bastard schools like Mater Dei, Hart, Servite, and other Loyola wannabe schools in the Serra League.
Mater Dei Boy 1: Today Loyola came out and knocked our heads off.
Mater Dei Boy 2: I know. I might even have a concussion right now.
by William Joseph Hemmington December 19, 2004
mugGet the Loyolamug.

rod of God

In the book of Exodus in the bible, God gives Moses several tricks in order to pursuade the Israelites that God was on their side. Prior to the 10 plagues, God gave Moses the ability to make the Nile red when he poured it on land, to make his hand leprous when he took it out of his cloak, and to turn a snake into a staff. The staff became known as the rod of God.
The rod of God worked like a kick-stand.
by william joseph hemmington December 24, 2004
mugGet the rod of Godmug.

cumicide

to ejaculate to the point that you create a puddle of semen so huge that you can drown in it.
did you hear about jack? he jacked off and decided to kill himself through cumicide.
by william joseph hemmington January 8, 2006
mugGet the cumicidemug.

ese

Teacher: Why did you get pregnant?
Girl: You told me to do my essay (ese)!!
by William Joseph Hemmington December 28, 2005
mugGet the esemug.

hoe daddy

a person who acts as if they are indeed a surfer, yet they actually never surf
the hoe daddy approached the waves and politely declined to surf
by william joseph hemmington April 8, 2006
mugGet the hoe daddymug.

flip

v.to turn things around and around
by William Joseph Hemmington December 19, 2004
mugGet the flipmug.

butlerface

the name of a whore who has a decent body, but a face that looks like an asshole.
butlerface cock blocked me.
by william joseph hemmington January 8, 2006
mugGet the butlerfacemug.

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