engltish

engltish denotes a person from the british isles, with one parent from england and one parent from scotland

the united states embassy in london
vias enquiries.

clerk: sir, you will need a visa to enter united states territory, engltish and british visas are valid for one year.

by will6691 December 18, 2011

burka bathing

bathing in shorts & baggy t shirt to conceal obesity.

mandy: i'm taking the kids swimming after school why don't you come too, be fun. they allow burka bathing.....i checked.

jane: erm, what makes you think i burka bathe?

mandy: erm, your 50 inch hips....

by will6691 December 11, 2013

Calmageddon

World peace brought about by pacifist administrations of east and west occupying office simultaneously

A state of Calmageddon would be as catastrophic to defense industry billionaires as the biblical Armageddon would be to the rest of humanity

by will6691 September 04, 2017

berka bathing

swimming or sun bathing in shorts & baggy t shirt to conceal obesity.

male and female {though usually female}

mandy: i'm taking the kids swimming after school why don't you come too, be fun....they allow berka bathing.....i checked.

jane: berka bathing? what makes you think i berka bathe

mandy: erm, your 50 inch hips....

jane: 46 actually. ok i'll nip home and pick up my t shirt & shorts and meet you there.

by will6691 November 28, 2012

apphrodite deceiver

female whose on line photos have been transformed by photo imaging apps to make them look drop dead gorgeous when in reality they're pig ugly.

A bar....

girl: hi, you must be dave, am soooooo pleased to meet you dave, fancy that fuck we chatted about.

dave: who are you?

girl: oh yeah, like you dont know im hot babe 71...Sandra!

dave: oh no, another fucking apphrodite deceiver...

girl: so, your place or mine then for some bareback buggery?

dave: you gotta be kidding. i'd rather bareback a dead frog.

girl: WHAT!

by will6691 June 27, 2014

nutsmeg

man made genital spice.

sue: this spag bol is wonderful darling.

dave: yeah, the secret is getting the right balance between onion flavour & nutsmeg.

by will6691 November 15, 2012

epitarting

a woman who pretends to have an epileptic fit to get out of a difficult situation

chelsea a teacher, is in a relationship with gareth, an accountant

Chelsea: (on phone) OMG i got caught having it away with andy last night

friend: OMG what happened, did he throw you out?

chelsea: gareth? no, i pulled the old epitarting on him, he promised to take me to paris next weekend, the fucking mug

by will6691 November 20, 2011