No matter the situation, the score or whatever time is left in the Football game, New England Patriots QB Tom Brady will pull out the victory.
Patriots were down by 40 when I turned the game off. They came back to win with 3 seconds left. Fucking Brady!!!
by will bitten October 29, 2017
It is a football term used to describe how you get into a crouched position hovering over a toilet bowl. This is due to a disgust for sitting on toilet seats. Be sure to put the seat up first with your foot.
I entered the shitter and discovered there were no paper seat covers. It don't matter cuz I get in my 3/4 Stance to fire off Scuds!
by will bitten March 06, 2017
Heidi had her sights on Brad as her next boyfriend victim. He didn't want any girl that was needy or on Clingon Stage 5.
by will bitten August 26, 2017
When an obese woman is trying to exercise in LuluLemon pants and it creates a giant wet stain down the crack of her ass.
"This 300lb woman was in front of me at the gym stretching and I noticed her ass sweating so much she had LuluLemonade!"
by will bitten October 09, 2016
by will bitten August 18, 2017
Slobodan waited for the call to go to the club later. His Drunk Plans changed after his homies said fuck Hamilton we going to Toronto!!
by will bitten August 20, 2017
Warren couldn't believe the things he was hearing when Todd was signing. They decided to settle it Old School with a Deaf Jam
by will bitten December 21, 2016