Loosened his Vowels

When someone has been holding in their uneducated opinion about a topic of conversation then feels that their mouth must explode with verbal diarrhea.

Donald shared his take on the current affairs of the world . He was completely clueless. The bullshit spewed from the open sewer in his face once he Loosened his Vowels!!!

by will bitten September 14, 2017

So Fucking Idiot

It is the broken English way of saying "I'm such a Fucking Idiot!" by a South American man.

Victor realized that he was So Fucking Idiot when he spent all his money at the Casino.

by will bitten January 24, 2017

Dallas Tuxedo

A combination ensemble of a Jean shirt and a pair of orange tab Levi's

I went to a bar in Texas and every dude was wearing a Dallas Tuxedo!

by will bitten October 06, 2016

What's wrong with your head

When someone has some sort of head trauma albeit a gash or fresh stitches.

Brenda couldnt help but ask buddy about his head dressing. "Dude what's wrong with your head!!!"

by will bitten February 09, 2017

Do Mo Toast

When you have nothing left to eat after a night of drinking you pop in two slices of bread in the toaster. After that you are still hungry .

I was starving for food after the bar so I made some toast. I was still hungry after that so I Do Mo Toast after dat.

by will bitten August 19, 2017

Oooh Shit

Knowing or seeing something bad was about to happen.

When Julio was caught by his wife cheating at the Bar he was like Oooh Shit!!

by will bitten January 23, 2017

Jizz Wiper

One whose job it is to squeegee the cum streaks off the glass at a peepshow.

Glenn's job as a summer student was being a Jizz Wiper for $7.50 an hour.

by will bitten October 08, 2016