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if phones were airliners

iPhone 12 mini = Airbus A318 with PW6000

iPhone 13 mini = Airbus A318 with CFM56-5B

iPhone XS, 11 Pro = Airbus A319ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A

iPhone XR, 11 = Airbus A320ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A

iPhone 12/12 Pro, 13/13 Pro = Airbus A320ceo with sharklets and CFM56-5B

iPhone 14, 15, 16E = Airbus A320neo with CFM LEAP 1A

iPhone 14 Pro, 15 Pro, 16 = Airbus A320neo with PW1100G

iPhone XS Max, 11 Pro Max = Airbus A330-200 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700

iPhone 12 Pro Max, 13 Pro Max = Airbus A330-300 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700

iPhone 14 Pro Max/Plus, 15 Pro Max/Plus, 16 Plus = Airbus A330-900neo

iPhone 16 Pro Max = Airbus A350 XWB 1000

if phones were airliners

by why are russian girls so cute July 27, 2025

arendelle air

A very scary airline that employs half-blind mental institution patients as pilots and cabin crew. They lose your baggage every time because they dump it into the ocean for fun. Regardless of where you bought a ticket for, you can end up anywhere in the known world.

I thought something was wrong when my flight from Arendelle to Wakanda took 33 hours. For starters, we were crammed into an all-economy layout in a decades-old Boeing 707-330B which made Ryanair look like a first class airline in comparison. As we took off, the pilot started laughing maniacally and screaming "The faster we go, the higher we get!" as he executed a barrel roll. After losing half the wing and one of our engines falling off, we landed upside down in a lake in Japan. 34 of the 180 or so passengers onboard died. And to top it all off, they LOST MY DAMN LUGGAGE!
From now on I’m only flying Ryanair, BA or wakanda airlines. arendelle air sucks.

by why are russian girls so cute September 17, 2025

Dubai chocolate

Another stupid trend just like labubus.

If y’all don’t know what Dubai chocolate is then lucky you.

by why are russian girls so cute October 5, 2025

juicero

An overpriced and over engineered machine that squeezed juice packs. Most of the price was because of the sheer engineering standards which were unnecessary for such a simple task… squeezing a godamn juice pack. Was introduced in 2017, died the same year due to backlash.

juicero was an elaborate scam. The guy behind it is still knocking around I believe. Trying to DRM juice of all things… no wonder the product and company died.

by why are russian girls so cute July 27, 2025

dojecoin

A cryptocurrency that should’ve remained a joke as it’s not worth anything. Who cares if the likes of Elon musk were involved with it.

Don’t invest in dojecoin unless u like throwing money away.

by why are russian girls so cute October 9, 2025

alien isolation

Cool game....slightly mainstream, but low-key enough that only 1 in 20 people will have heard about it.

alien isolation is good.

by why are russian girls so cute August 8, 2025

Airbus A318

The short bus you’d need if the special ed students were going on a trip abroad. The A318 is the shortest of the airbus A320 family.

A school is planning a trip to Dubai, all the normal kids get to fly first class in the fancy A350 but the special ed kids are gonna be flying economy in a tiny 20 year old Airbus A318 which will have to stop midway to refuel.

by why are russian girls so cute July 19, 2025