Definitions by whooer's your daddy

Fart Finish 

When horse-racing officials used to use a burst of colored gas at the finish line to determine the winner of a race, as opposed to using a photograph. Not to be confused with finishing each other‘s farts, or Fart Finnish.

That race was a real squeaker. A real fart finish. You racist!

Fart Finish by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018

Semen Challenge 

When porn stars have to pretend they enjoy having semen in their mouth for hours on end. Happens a lot in porn. And in Muslim countries. Also known as Jizz Hardship.

Ah hell, Bucky is humpin Butchie on the wrong end again. Go outside and break it up will you? Poor Butchie is 15 years old! Old dog never signed up for no semen challenge, specially not on a Sunday.

Semen Challenge by whooer's your daddy November 10, 2018

Shownips 

Nipples that have been made erect with friction in preparation for a performance.

Skinny Chloe’s still back there, rubbin and twistin up a storm. Girl’s gotta get her shownips on. Specially a little girl like that! How else these fools gonna know she got titties at all?

Shownips by whooer's your daddy October 26, 2018

Shitnipples 

An affectionate nickname for one’s African-American female familiars. Refers to the color of their skin and the fact that they have nipples. Terrible. Not very inventive. Probably racist. But bold and decisive, as these definitions go. Also known as shitnips, shiznips, shaznops, and shippers. And very rarely, ships in the night. Not to be confused with Shynips, which are inverted weirdo nipples (aka Innie-olas).

Shitnipples was in the bathroom for like 45 minutes, and when she finally came out she was crying. Like really hard. Because she couldn’t get her poop to go down. That stuff really embarrasses her. She takes it so personally, it breaks your heart. She sent me out into the hallway and locked the apartment door behind me. By the time she finished all the plunging and cursing and opened the door again, I was laying on my belly in the hall, playing smartphone games. (Which is a first for me.) She aimed her hollow zombie eyes at the middle of my face and muttered, “Come back in, I guess...” I don’t think she’ll ever been the same. She won’t get help. She won’t sleep. I tell her it’s only poop. She covers her belly, puts your finger to her lips, and whispers, “Quiet! It’ll hear you!”

Shitnipples by whooer's your daddy October 26, 2018

Kuat 

A sly way to say both twat and cunt at the same time. Lame variations include “kwat” and “tunt”.

Apparently it’s also some kind of hardware you attach to your car.

Your kuat seems to have left a coating of cottage cheese on my penis. Maybe it’s time to see the doctor? No? You’re right, just eat more yogurt. I can put up with the smell. This erection can take it. My erection is like London in World War II. Gritty and resilient.

Kuat by whooer's your daddy October 19, 2018

butthole mouth 

When the sassy black nurse puts her hands on her hips, cocks her head to the side, raises her eyebrows, purses her lips, and says "mmmm-hmmm!", she is making a butthole mouth.

Trump's press secretary has reached out to actor Gary Coleman in hopes the former child star can help the President make a proper butthole mouth.

butthole mouth by whooer's your daddy February 20, 2017