A sly way to say both twat and cunt at the same time. Lame variations include “kwat” and “tunt”.
Apparently it’s also some kind of hardware you attach to your car.
Apparently it’s also some kind of hardware you attach to your car.
Your kuat seems to have left a coating of cottage cheese on my penis. Maybe it’s time to see the doctor? No? You’re right, just eat more yogurt. I can put up with the smell. This erection can take it. My erection is like London in World War II. Gritty and resilient.
by whooer's your daddy October 19, 2018
Get the Kuatmug. by whooer's your daddy March 23, 2021
Get the The Brothers Johnsonmug. When the sassy black nurse puts her hands on her hips, cocks her head to the side, raises her eyebrows, purses her lips, and says "mmmm-hmmm!", she is making a butthole mouth.
Trump's press secretary has reached out to actor Gary Coleman in hopes the former child star can help the President make a proper butthole mouth.
by whooer's your daddy February 20, 2017
Get the butthole mouthmug. When porn stars have to pretend they enjoy having semen in their mouth for hours on end. Happens a lot in porn. And in Muslim countries. Also known as Jizz Hardship.
Ah hell, Bucky is humpin Butchie on the wrong end again. Go outside and break it up will you? Poor Butchie is 15 years old! Old dog never signed up for no semen challenge, specially not on a Sunday.
by whooer's your daddy November 10, 2018
Get the Semen Challengemug. When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.
Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.
Respect.
Respect.
by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018
Get the Finishing Each Other’s Fartsmug. by whooer's your daddy February 1, 2023
Get the Minutiaemug.