srsly

'seriously' spelled without the vowels.
used by lazy people on the internet.

iNtErNeTmAnIaC1: dis site is teh BOMBZORS!!!
InTeRnEtMaNiAc2: SRSLY dude!

by whatserface January 06, 2009

Vegas

what happens here, stays here.

accident: what happened in Vegas?
guy: you happened in Vages
guy: no, seriously. your mom had sex with your dad, and you happened
guy: and then they left you in Vegas
guy: you know what they say, 'what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.'

by whatserface May 05, 2007

srsly

'seriously' spelled without the vowels.
used by lazy people on the internet.

iNtErNeTmAnIaC1: dis site is teh BOMBZORS!!!
InTeRnEtMaNiAc2: SRSLY dude!

by whatserface January 06, 2009

lay an egg

to do something poorly, usually regarding some sort of physical activity; bomb it

I'm gonna lay an egg during our mile run today.

by whatserface December 21, 2008