whatserface's definitions

masterbait

1. the wrong way to spell masturbate
2. the best brand of bait, just like Master Lock...not really

1.
guy1: I masterbait when i'm bored
guy2: what a noob

2. this doesn't exist

by whatserface July 23, 2007

retard

Literal meaning:
v. (ri taard’) to slow down; delay process of

Slang meaning:
n. (ree’ tard) 1. a) a derogatory term for a stupid person or a person who does something stupid b) term used to call someone when he/she does something stupid, not really meant to be offensive 2. a very offensive term used to call someone with a learning disability; inoffensively described as mentally retarded, mentally challenged, mentally disabled, special, and special ed. (education); also called mental which is derogatory.

Literal meaning:
in music, retard (ritardando, rit.) means to slow down the tempo.

Slang meaning:
1. a)
prep 1: look at Chris over there acting like a total goof
prep 2: yeah, what a retard

1. b)
John: dude, yesterday I was trying to turn the TV on and it took me 5 minutes to realize I was using the wrong remote!
Max: haha! you retard

2.
Bob: hi stacy. did you watch Sesame Street last night?
Stacy: oh, yeah. it was... it was okay.
Bob: yeah, it was funny when elmo when to France
Stacy: huh, yeah
Bob: but then he dropped his fish bowl, I feel sorry for his fish
Stacy: oh yeah. well I'll see you later
Bob: bye stacy.
Adam: Stacy, why do you talk to Bob, he's a retard.
(^this guy is obviously a total bitch)

by whatserface January 6, 2009

lay an egg

to do something poorly, usually regarding some sort of physical activity; bomb it

I'm gonna lay an egg during our mile run today.

by whatserface December 21, 2008

dumb down

to make stupider; reduce the intelligence of

Listening to George W. Bush really dumbed me down.

(dumb down)

by whatserface December 16, 2008