Definitions by whatserface
lay an egg
lay an egg by whatserface December 21, 2008
hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Ironically, the fear of long words.
"sesquippedalio" relates to long words
"phobia" is an irrational fear
"hippopoto" and "monstro" (short for hippopotamus and monster) exaggerate the length of the word
synonym: sesquippedaliophobia means exactly the same thing
alt spellings: "pedalio" instead of "ppedalio"
"sesquippedalio" relates to long words
"phobia" is an irrational fear
"hippopoto" and "monstro" (short for hippopotamus and monster) exaggerate the length of the word
synonym: sesquippedaliophobia means exactly the same thing
alt spellings: "pedalio" instead of "ppedalio"
hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by whatserface December 18, 2008
bomb it
bomb it by whatserface December 17, 2008
dumb down
dumb down by whatserface December 16, 2008
Verizon
A wireless cell phone company that claims to be "America's most reliable". They have terrible commercials, I mean, who wants 1000 people following them everywhere?
Verizon by whatserface March 11, 2008
AT&T
A wireless phone company (also landlines and internet) with pretty bomb commercials. Not sure if their service is any good.
(I forgot her name so we'll just call her Jen)
Jen: (on the phone) hey mom, i'm in Las Vegas with (boyfriend)
Mom: Okay, just promise me you won't come home married.
(call drops)
Mom: Jen? (looks around) Listen to me, Jen; don't make the same mistake I did.
Mom: Beth!
(girl comes downstairs)
Beth: wu? (what's up)
Mom: Your cell phone bill is what's up. All these text messages.
Beth: omg, inbd. (oh my gosh, it's no big deal)
Mom: It is a big deal. Who have you been texting 300 times a day?
Beth: idk, my bff Jill? (i don't know, my best friend forever Jill)
Mom: Well tell your bff Jill that I'm taking away your phone.
Beth: tisnf! (that is so not fair)
(girl puts phone in mother's hand and goes upstairs)
Mom: Me paying this bill, that's what's...s...nf.
AT&T
Jen: (on the phone) hey mom, i'm in Las Vegas with (boyfriend)
Mom: Okay, just promise me you won't come home married.
(call drops)
Mom: Jen? (looks around) Listen to me, Jen; don't make the same mistake I did.
Mom: Beth!
(girl comes downstairs)
Beth: wu? (what's up)
Mom: Your cell phone bill is what's up. All these text messages.
Beth: omg, inbd. (oh my gosh, it's no big deal)
Mom: It is a big deal. Who have you been texting 300 times a day?
Beth: idk, my bff Jill? (i don't know, my best friend forever Jill)
Mom: Well tell your bff Jill that I'm taking away your phone.
Beth: tisnf! (that is so not fair)
(girl puts phone in mother's hand and goes upstairs)
Mom: Me paying this bill, that's what's...s...nf.
AT&T
AT&T by whatserface March 11, 2008
smartass
A person who just has to make everything make sense. Speaking of which, smartass is a oxymoron because an ass is a stupid person so smartass means "smart stupid person".
(not exactly the opposite of dumbass because a dumbass really is an idiot but a smartass isnt neccessarily a genius)
(not exactly the opposite of dumbass because a dumbass really is an idiot but a smartass isnt neccessarily a genius)
I guess this definition makes me a smartass
smartass by whatserface November 25, 2007