Definitions by whatever. whatever

Orange Man’s Law 

For every criticism of Donald Trump, there is a tweet of his stating the exact opposite.

An example of Orange Man’s Law:
Donald Trump claims his tax return is immune from prosecution.

@realDonaldTrump: “Why would @BarackObama be spending millions of dollars to hide his records if he has nothing to hide?”

Orange Man’s Law by whatever. whatever September 24, 2019

Z' 

A contraction for this is + ______

z'awesome.

Dude, z'awesome weed.

Z' by whatever. whatever July 3, 2011

Whatever 

To whatever somebody is to drive by someone, slow down, say whatever, and drive away.

{pull up to somebody. say whatever. speed away}

Whatever by whatever. whatever September 1, 2010

Wierd

An even weirder weird.

Dude, wierd.

Wierd by whatever. whatever May 17, 2009

This isn't a hat 

A word for describing something, but it cannot be a hat.

A telephone with "this isn't a hat" written on it.

This isn't a hat by whatever. whatever May 16, 2009

Color me indian

A phrase which expresses disbelief with a feeling of scorn.

Well color me indian if thats true.

Color me indian by whatever. whatever May 14, 2009

Diggle 

A tickle deep inside of you.

When he was with me he really made me diggle.

Diggle by whatever. whatever May 14, 2009