Mateo

A Mateo is attractive af, but nobody seems to notice because he's too short. Usually under 5 feet, a Mateo would be too short to be noticed, if it wasn't for his highly noticeable personality. A Mateo is also extremely smart and won't shut up about it. If you have a Mateo, keep him forever. He is the type of person you want to be with for the rest of your life.

Friend: Isn't Mateo so hot?
Friend 2: Who?
Friend: The smart one. Down there. one
Mateo: (looking up): hey.
Friend 2: OMG you're right
Friend: I know!!!

by wgrirbehwowbd ijwdjiwos October 24, 2019

November 7

If you tell someone to date someone else, they have to date for the next 24 hours.

It’s November 7th you two are now dating!

by wgrirbehwowbd ijwdjiwos November 07, 2019

redhead

A horrible creature, released straight from the gates of Hell. Despite their origins, they are weak and powerless.

Ew, is that a redhead? Get it away from me!

by wgrirbehwowbd ijwdjiwos October 27, 2021

Leah

As annoying as she can be, Leah is a valuable friend. She’s feisty and temperamental, but she’s worth having because of her spontaneity and love of fun, not to mention her amazing looks. A Leah is always the life of the party, and when she’s not the center of attention, she’ll find a way to get there. Treasure your Leah. If you can get her on your side, she’ll be loyal until the end. Or until you insult her. Either way, she’s definitely worth it.

Oh my gosh, Leah’s finally here! The party can start!

by wgrirbehwowbd ijwdjiwos October 27, 2021

Eurythmy

Living hell. It is a classic cult dance "taught" at most Waldorf schools and is a required class that can bring your GPA down and it can prevent you from getting into a good college. It is considered a PE class and you get an actual grade for it. It was made by a former Nazi who used to torture people for information, and Waldorf schools around the world have kept the practice alive. Common practices are stupid arm movements, dancing with rods, and wearing special shoes. Avoid eurythmy at all costs, no matter what.

Eurythmy teacher on first day: Grab some special eurythmy shoes as we go on our journey to hell!

by wgrirbehwowbd ijwdjiwos November 19, 2019

flirped

The action of sucking the extra soda that bubbles up at the top of the can.

When she flirped I went 🤰🏼.

by wgrirbehwowbd ijwdjiwos October 25, 2019

flubber mode

The act of going absolutely insane, completely losing your marbles and going bonkers. Like when you're with friends and everyone is in that one weird mood where unfunny things are funny, that's flubber mode.

Wow, they've really gone flubber mode today.
That must be Leah flubber mode.

by wgrirbehwowbd ijwdjiwos April 26, 2022