Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS

Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?

Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy

BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY

SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico

BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL

by weedhead11111111111111111 February 28, 2018

ieuhweigheuhgierhghehgeughpehpghghweiuh

how fast food staff reply your order in a fast food drive thru.

Kyle: hi can I have a hamburger, 6 nuggets, 2 lots of fries and a large 7 up.
staff: ieuhweigheuhgierhghehgeughpehpghghweiuh
Kyle: what???
Staff: ieuhweigheuhgierhghehgeughpehpghghweiuh that's $65.95
Kyle: but your price says that's $13
Staff: ieuhweigheuhgierhghehgeughpehpghghweiuh and if you hwjsgjwwv fucking hgfwehgweugerregegeebh I will spit in your hwbhfbwbhbwjshnbj.

by weedhead11111111111111111 May 09, 2018

fuck this shit im out

useable in any situation

slutmoth ballbag looking tit fanny eat my ass like a cupcake and shut the nigga dick up bitch and fuck this shit im out

by weedhead11111111111111111 June 05, 2018

Rang-banging

calling someone up to do a drive by shooting, rob a bank, smoke weed, kill someone, rob a shop or do any other illegal activity. but has to involve at least two or more people.

Ben: yo Zaq, Brian was Rang-banging me to go join his gang and burn down The muthafucking Cathedral Church and Minor Basilica of Saint Patrick Melbourne in mackdaddy Victoria, Australia, and stab its archbishop, Denis Hart. Melbourne, holy shit it went up in flames well nibba, and you shoulda seen that faggots face as i glassed his cock with a vodka bottle.

Zaq: LOL

by weedhead11111111111111111 June 08, 2018

Shazam

based off the DC superhero Shazam/Captain Marvel is someone of pure child like ideals who only wants peace, love and fun in our bleak desolate money world.

Shazam is a true hero, unlike other falsified superheros.

by weedhead11111111111111111 September 02, 2018

turbulence and donkey wheat

slang for mid to low quality marijuana that doesn't look great but gives you a fucking great trip

Sonia: hey Bethany want some turbulence and donkey wheat?
Bethany: yeah ill have a couple dabs
Sonia: yeah but don't fucking smoke all my weed otherwise im making you pay me back for it

by weedhead11111111111111111 January 16, 2018

Dank Malarky

anything inappropriate but still funny
e.g.
dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.

Justin: hey James wanna get up to some Dank Malarky?

James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess

by weedhead11111111111111111 February 06, 2018