Definitions by weedhead11111111111111111
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The United States is a federal republic in which the president, Congress,
The executive branch is headed by the President and is formally independent of both the legislature and the judiciary. The cabinet serves as a set of advisers to the President. They include the Vice President and heads of the executive departments. Legislative power is vested in the two chambers of Congress, the Senate and the House of Representatives. The judicial branch (or judiciary), composed of the Supreme Court and lower federal courts, exercises judicial power. The judiciary's function is to interpret the United States Constitution and federal laws and regulations. This includes resolving disputes between the executive and legislative branches. The federal government's structure is codified in the Constitution.
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The executive branch is headed by the President and is formally independent of both the legislature and the judiciary. The cabinet serves as a set of advisers to the President. They include the Vice President and heads of the executive departments. Legislative power is vested in the two chambers of Congress, the Senate and the House of Representatives. The judicial branch (or judiciary), composed of the Supreme Court and lower federal courts, exercises judicial power. The judiciary's function is to interpret the United States Constitution and federal laws and regulations. This includes resolving disputes between the executive and legislative branches. The federal government's structure is codified in the Constitution.
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jhmnxcjjhdcrjhcfujhcf jv by weedhead11111111111111111 May 29, 2018
drjud
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH DRUIDS
A drjud is a member of the high-ranking lesbian mask colony of 1654 in ancient Greek cultures. While perhaps best remembered as the dirty hores of Greece , they were also sex slaves, men, lorekeepers, medical professionals and political advisors. While the drjud are reported to have been illiterate, they are believed to have been prevented by doctrine from recording their lesbian finger jobs in written form, thus they left no written accounts of themselves. They are however attested in some detail by their contemporaries from other cultures, such as the Romans and the Chinese.
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is a common type of saying in the times
A drjud is a member of the high-ranking lesbian mask colony of 1654 in ancient Greek cultures. While perhaps best remembered as the dirty hores of Greece , they were also sex slaves, men, lorekeepers, medical professionals and political advisors. While the drjud are reported to have been illiterate, they are believed to have been prevented by doctrine from recording their lesbian finger jobs in written form, thus they left no written accounts of themselves. They are however attested in some detail by their contemporaries from other cultures, such as the Romans and the Chinese.
e.g. F4M W422UP W4NN4 F1NG3R M3?
is a common type of saying in the times
Peter: yo fam wanna hit up my time machine and go see the drjud colonies?
Grace: but nigga don't you mean the druids.
Peter: no you stupid bitch!
Grace: but nigga don't you mean the druids.
Peter: no you stupid bitch!
drjud by weedhead11111111111111111 May 29, 2018
Jortoguega!
excited to the point of stupidity usually used in a situation where the excitement is unnecessary, looked down upon or contradictory to the views of the majority.
Jortoguega! by weedhead11111111111111111 May 27, 2018
hot potato wasp slide
sticking your cock out of your pants then going up to a bee or wasp nest and shoving your cock in and out of the nest several times till you have multiple sting marks on your dick and balls then take a shit and go to the nearest grassy area and try and slide through your shit a couple times then go to the nearest pool, water park, lake, or any body of water and throw your poop at people yelling Marco polo.
George: hey Barbara I did the hot potato wasp slide in the El Alamein Memorial Fountain in Sydney.
Barbara: yeah I did too.
George: but you don't have a dick?
Barbara: I do its just hidden.
George: oh shit what a day!
Barbara: yeah I did too.
George: but you don't have a dick?
Barbara: I do its just hidden.
George: oh shit what a day!
hot potato wasp slide by weedhead11111111111111111 May 10, 2018
fuck a flamingo
Barry: hey fuck a flamingo that fucking faggot Luke stole my fucking condoms and fucked my Bitch Susan in the ass last night then the fuckhead said her tits were too small .
Luke: why are you referring to me in the third person?
Barry: yeah I know Luke I just disliked your use of condoms I mean y know I'd rather you have got her pregnant ok.
Luke: why are you referring to me in the third person?
Barry: yeah I know Luke I just disliked your use of condoms I mean y know I'd rather you have got her pregnant ok.
fuck a flamingo by weedhead11111111111111111 May 9, 2018
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Kyle: hi can I have a hamburger, 6 nuggets, 2 lots of fries and a large 7 up.
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Kyle: what???
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Kyle: but your price says that's $13
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Kyle: what???
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Kyle: but your price says that's $13
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Telstra
Greg walking to Telstra: oh yes they have a hospital for phones I am pleased and am hoping its free to fix my phone.
Greg in Telstra : excuse me my phone has a weird beeping sound on it.
staff: psssh muthafucka that's because you have a virus.
Greg: what did you call me?
staff: your a man slut with a old ball bag.
Greg: FUCK! (smashes the phone)
Greg in Telstra : excuse me my phone has a weird beeping sound on it.
staff: psssh muthafucka that's because you have a virus.
Greg: what did you call me?
staff: your a man slut with a old ball bag.
Greg: FUCK! (smashes the phone)
Telstra by weedhead11111111111111111 May 9, 2018