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shit nigga killing that ostrich was tight we nearly got caught by the RSPCA.

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by weedhead11111111111111111 September 03, 2018

russian poolette

it involves two or more people (but at least two) with one person shitting off a building, hill, tall balcony, treehouse or even a really tall ladder and having the other person shoot a arrow up their butthole and just before the arrow reaches the recipients butthole he or she moves and the arrow plunges into the shitters ass instead off the anus
WARNING: if the arrow enters the recipients anus call a ambulance immediately.
because you don't want a bunch of hooligans to give you the "clogged rolls Royce" which involves the removal of the arrow in a painful way.

Shaun: I was playing Russian poolette with sarah and it got stuck up my anus and then she gave me the clogged rolls Royce and the flossing string got stuck in my butt too!
Ahmed: ouch

by weedhead11111111111111111 February 19, 2018

Shazam

based off the DC superhero Shazam/Captain Marvel is someone of pure child like ideals who only wants peace, love and fun in our bleak desolate money world.

Shazam is a true hero, unlike other falsified superheros.

by weedhead11111111111111111 September 03, 2018

h23i8rif2jn43

dead nigga

Jason: h23i8rif2jn43 ahead

black guy: YALL AINT SHIT!

Jason: pow h23i8rif2jn43

by weedhead11111111111111111 May 15, 2018

yellow squirtle keezy megaevolution ultraforms unite

a slang term that Pokémon fans use for "lets rob that bank over there"

Brian: hey Lucas, yellow squirtle keezy megaevolution ultraforms unite
Lucas: yeah nigga lets do it.

by weedhead11111111111111111 May 14, 2018

SPAM

FUCK URBAN DICTIONARY
NIGGA YOUR GAY
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ASS
BOOBS
PUSSY
DICK
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BYE

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SPAM

by weedhead11111111111111111 February 28, 2018

molesting a snake

sexually abusing a snake

Bob: I saw you molesting a snake Jill.
Jill: shut the fuck up that was my anorexic baby who still had the cord attached.
Bob: oh..........

by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018