34 definitions by weedhead11111111111111111

911

it went down like this

911 is funny

by weedhead11111111111111111 July 11, 2018

troll

something I do sometimes

Ben: I trolled a burns victims ward about my dead baby getting burnt alive you shoulda seen there face
Lucy: but your online how can you see there face
Ben: J3POOOOOOORDIQ Lucy
Lucy: what????

by weedhead11111111111111111 May 2, 2018

Jortoguega!

excited to the point of stupidity usually used in a situation where the excitement is unnecessary, looked down upon or contradictory to the views of the majority.

Zaq: hey Greg wanna do some weed?
Greg: Jortoguega!

Zaq: chill the fuck out its just weed.

by weedhead11111111111111111 April 16, 2018

muddy Texas winged prodding

dress up like batman with a utility belt, a cattle prod, a spray can and a gun and run around at night and when you see someone shit on him or her then spray them with your spray can and start beating them senseless then zap them with your cattle prod and then murder them with your gun.

Batman: hey robin wanna do some late night muddy Texas winged prodding?

Robin: fuck you and your BDSM fetishes.

by weedhead11111111111111111 April 17, 2018

Im more famous then you on urban dictionary

what i say to people i dislike, hobos, rich people, everyone

hobo: LOSER!
me: fuck you Im more famous then you on urban dictionary

by weedhead11111111111111111 August 27, 2018

titty robbery

stealing fake tits from a blonde prostitute so you can wear them yourself

Greg: hey Billy I did a titty robbery,
Billy: yeah nice,
Greg: see look im wearing her titties now,
Billy: oh yeah nice I like them titties,
Greg: here feel my titties Billy,
Billy: oh yes Greg oh oh oh I love dem tiddies!
Billy: (starts to get a boner)
Greg: I've watched enough hentai to know where this is going,

half an hour later

Greg: oh BIlly pound my ass while you touch my titties!
Billy: oh shit Greg im gonna cum!
Greg: cum in my ass Billy!!
Billy: oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Greg: I feel like a new born baby, wet and stuck.

by weedhead11111111111111111 May 15, 2018

Rang-banging

calling someone up to do a drive by shooting, rob a bank, smoke weed, kill someone, rob a shop or do any other illegal activity. but has to involve at least two or more people.

Ben: yo Zaq, Brian was Rang-banging me to go join his gang and burn down The muthafucking Cathedral Church and Minor Basilica of Saint Patrick Melbourne in mackdaddy Victoria, Australia, and stab its archbishop, Denis Hart. Melbourne, holy shit it went up in flames well nibba, and you shoulda seen that faggots face as i glassed his cock with a vodka bottle.

Zaq: LOL

by weedhead11111111111111111 May 22, 2018