weedhead11111111111111111's definitions

How to make custom splashscreen for mobile?

firstly piss on your left hand, then pick up your phone with only the palm of your left hand, while positioning your right hand on the back of the phone and with your left hand swipe up and down several times and todah! custom splashscreen for mobile

mondieu on construct 3: How to make custom splashscreen for mobile?

me: hahaha i know how :)

by weedhead11111111111111111 June 5, 2018

Im more famous then you on urban dictionary

what i say to people i dislike, hobos, rich people, everyone

hobo: LOSER!
me: fuck you Im more famous then you on urban dictionary

by weedhead11111111111111111 August 26, 2018

Jortoguega!

excited to the point of stupidity usually used in a situation where the excitement is unnecessary, looked down upon or contradictory to the views of the majority.

Zaq: hey Greg wanna do some weed?
Greg: Jortoguega!

Zaq: chill the fuck out its just weed.

by weedhead11111111111111111 May 27, 2018

yellow squirtle keezy megaevolution ultraforms unite

a slang term that Pokémon fans use for "lets rob that bank over there"

Brian: hey Lucas, yellow squirtle keezy megaevolution ultraforms unite
Lucas: yeah nigga lets do it.

by weedhead11111111111111111 June 5, 2018

No homo

www.nohomophobes.com this is a funny website

fuck off im not touching your nuts with my forehead No homo

by weedhead11111111111111111 August 13, 2018

the holy rubber roll

first you must dress in a suit made out of condoms then run up to the nearest walmart, big w, kmart or JB hifi at night and break in and steal a iPhone x to look up bestiality porn in church on their wifi and when the pastor asks you "what are you doing" you say "the holy rubber roll".

Jason: hey ben I succeeded doing the holy rubber roll .
Ben: yeah man
Jason: yeah but I got arrested can you pay my fee to get me out of prison? please?

by weedhead11111111111111111 February 26, 2018

ieuhweigheuhgierhghehgeughpehpghghweiuh

how fast food staff reply your order in a fast food drive thru.

Kyle: hi can I have a hamburger, 6 nuggets, 2 lots of fries and a large 7 up.
staff: ieuhweigheuhgierhghehgeughpehpghghweiuh
Kyle: what???
Staff: ieuhweigheuhgierhghehgeughpehpghghweiuh that's $65.95
Kyle: but your price says that's $13
Staff: ieuhweigheuhgierhghehgeughpehpghghweiuh and if you hwjsgjwwv fucking hgfwehgweugerregegeebh I will spit in your hwbhfbwbhbwjshnbj.

by weedhead11111111111111111 May 9, 2018