firstly piss on your left hand, then pick up your phone with only the palm of your left hand, while positioning your right hand on the back of the phone and with your left hand swipe up and down several times and todah! custom splashscreen for mobile
by weedhead11111111111111111 May 15, 2018
The United States is a federal republic in which the president, Congress,
The executive branch is headed by the President and is formally independent of both the legislature and the judiciary. The cabinet serves as a set of advisers to the President. They include the Vice President and heads of the executive departments. Legislative power is vested in the two chambers of Congress, the Senate and the House of Representatives. The judicial branch (or judiciary), composed of the Supreme Court and lower federal courts, exercises judicial power. The judiciary's function is to interpret the United States Constitution and federal laws and regulations. This includes resolving disputes between the executive and legislative branches. The federal government's structure is codified in the Constitution.
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The executive branch is headed by the President and is formally independent of both the legislature and the judiciary. The cabinet serves as a set of advisers to the President. They include the Vice President and heads of the executive departments. Legislative power is vested in the two chambers of Congress, the Senate and the House of Representatives. The judicial branch (or judiciary), composed of the Supreme Court and lower federal courts, exercises judicial power. The judiciary's function is to interpret the United States Constitution and federal laws and regulations. This includes resolving disputes between the executive and legislative branches. The federal government's structure is codified in the Constitution.
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by weedhead11111111111111111 April 24, 2018
calling someone up to do a drive by shooting, rob a bank, smoke weed, kill someone, rob a shop or do any other illegal activity. but has to involve at least two or more people.
Ben: yo Zaq, Brian was Rang-banging me to go join his gang and burn down The muthafucking Cathedral Church and Minor Basilica of Saint Patrick Melbourne in mackdaddy Victoria, Australia, and stab its archbishop, Denis Hart. Melbourne, holy shit it went up in flames well nibba, and you shoulda seen that faggots face as i glassed his cock with a vodka bottle.
Zaq: LOL
Zaq: LOL
by weedhead11111111111111111 May 22, 2018
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH DRUIDS
A drjud is a member of the high-ranking lesbian mask colony of 1654 in ancient Greek cultures. While perhaps best remembered as the dirty hores of Greece , they were also sex slaves, men, lorekeepers, medical professionals and political advisors. While the drjud are reported to have been illiterate, they are believed to have been prevented by doctrine from recording their lesbian finger jobs in written form, thus they left no written accounts of themselves. They are however attested in some detail by their contemporaries from other cultures, such as the Romans and the Chinese.
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is a common type of saying in the times
A drjud is a member of the high-ranking lesbian mask colony of 1654 in ancient Greek cultures. While perhaps best remembered as the dirty hores of Greece , they were also sex slaves, men, lorekeepers, medical professionals and political advisors. While the drjud are reported to have been illiterate, they are believed to have been prevented by doctrine from recording their lesbian finger jobs in written form, thus they left no written accounts of themselves. They are however attested in some detail by their contemporaries from other cultures, such as the Romans and the Chinese.
e.g. F4M W422UP W4NN4 F1NG3R M3?
is a common type of saying in the times
Peter: yo fam wanna hit up my time machine and go see the drjud colonies?
Grace: but nigga don't you mean the druids.
Peter: no you stupid bitch!
Grace: but nigga don't you mean the druids.
Peter: no you stupid bitch!
by weedhead11111111111111111 April 24, 2018
Greg walking to Telstra: oh yes they have a hospital for phones I am pleased and am hoping its free to fix my phone.
Greg in Telstra : excuse me my phone has a weird beeping sound on it.
staff: psssh muthafucka that's because you have a virus.
Greg: what did you call me?
staff: your a man slut with a old ball bag.
Greg: FUCK! (smashes the phone)
Greg in Telstra : excuse me my phone has a weird beeping sound on it.
staff: psssh muthafucka that's because you have a virus.
Greg: what did you call me?
staff: your a man slut with a old ball bag.
Greg: FUCK! (smashes the phone)
by weedhead11111111111111111 March 06, 2018
Sonia: hey Bethany want some turbulence and donkey wheat?
Bethany: yeah ill have a couple dabs
Sonia: yeah but don't fucking smoke all my weed otherwise im making you pay me back for it
Bethany: yeah ill have a couple dabs
Sonia: yeah but don't fucking smoke all my weed otherwise im making you pay me back for it
by weedhead11111111111111111 January 16, 2018
Barry: hey fuck a flamingo that fucking faggot Luke stole my fucking condoms and fucked my Bitch Susan in the ass last night then the fuckhead said her tits were too small .
Luke: why are you referring to me in the third person?
Barry: yeah I know Luke I just disliked your use of condoms I mean y know I'd rather you have got her pregnant ok.
Luke: why are you referring to me in the third person?
Barry: yeah I know Luke I just disliked your use of condoms I mean y know I'd rather you have got her pregnant ok.
by weedhead11111111111111111 March 06, 2018