Definitions by weedhead11111111111111111

SPAM 

FUCK URBAN DICTIONARY
NIGGA YOUR GAY
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ASS
BOOBS
PUSSY
DICK
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BYE

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SPAM

SPAM by weedhead11111111111111111 February 28, 2018

JKJN 

JUDGE
KITTEN
JEW
NIGGER

GSREAHHT
JKJN

JKJN by weedhead11111111111111111 February 28, 2018

the holy rubber roll 

first you must dress in a suit made out of condoms then run up to the nearest walmart, big w, kmart or JB hifi at night and break in and steal a iPhone x to look up bestiality porn in church on their wifi and when the pastor asks you "what are you doing" you say "the holy rubber roll".

Jason: hey ben I succeeded doing the holy rubber roll .
Ben: yeah man
Jason: yeah but I got arrested can you pay my fee to get me out of prison? please?

the holy rubber roll by weedhead11111111111111111 February 26, 2018

DRUGS

DRUGS ARE OBJECTS CREATED BY THE FURRY ALIENS CALLED THE BISEXUAL BANDITS DURING A ORGY WITH JESUS CHRIST.

George: IF ANYBODY DRESSED UP LIKE A KNIGHT WEARING A TUTU AND RAPING A PIG TELLS ME ITS "NOT"AGAIN I WILL TELL THAT FUCKER "THIS IS MY ASS I MAKE BUTTER ON MY ASS FUCKING AND FUCKING LICK MY ASS ON MY WEED! FUCK!
josh: wow you take too many drugs

DRUGS by weedhead11111111111111111 February 13, 2018

Dank Malarky

anything inappropriate but still funny
e.g.
dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.

Justin: hey James wanna get up to some Dank Malarky?

James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess

Dank Malarky by weedhead11111111111111111 February 6, 2018

turbulence and donkey wheat 

slang for mid to low quality marijuana that doesn't look great but gives you a fucking great trip

Sonia: hey Bethany want some turbulence and donkey wheat?
Bethany: yeah ill have a couple dabs
Sonia: yeah but don't fucking smoke all my weed otherwise im making you pay me back for it

turbulence and donkey wheat by weedhead11111111111111111 January 16, 2018