34 definitions by weedhead11111111111111111
The United States is a federal republic in which the president, Congress,
The executive branch is headed by the President and is formally independent of both the legislature and the judiciary. The cabinet serves as a set of advisers to the President. They include the Vice President and heads of the executive departments. Legislative power is vested in the two chambers of Congress, the Senate and the House of Representatives. The judicial branch (or judiciary), composed of the Supreme Court and lower federal courts, exercises judicial power. The judiciary's function is to interpret the United States Constitution and federal laws and regulations. This includes resolving disputes between the executive and legislative branches. The federal government's structure is codified in the Constitution.
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The executive branch is headed by the President and is formally independent of both the legislature and the judiciary. The cabinet serves as a set of advisers to the President. They include the Vice President and heads of the executive departments. Legislative power is vested in the two chambers of Congress, the Senate and the House of Representatives. The judicial branch (or judiciary), composed of the Supreme Court and lower federal courts, exercises judicial power. The judiciary's function is to interpret the United States Constitution and federal laws and regulations. This includes resolving disputes between the executive and legislative branches. The federal government's structure is codified in the Constitution.
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by weedhead11111111111111111 April 24, 2018
THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS
Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?
Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy
Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?
Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy
BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY
SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?
¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico
BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL
SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?
¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico
BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL
by weedhead11111111111111111 February 28, 2018
Kyle: hi can I have a hamburger, 6 nuggets, 2 lots of fries and a large 7 up.
staff: ieuhweigheuhgierhghehgeughpehpghghweiuh
Kyle: what???
Staff: ieuhweigheuhgierhghehgeughpehpghghweiuh that's $65.95
Kyle: but your price says that's $13
Staff: ieuhweigheuhgierhghehgeughpehpghghweiuh and if you hwjsgjwwv fucking hgfwehgweugerregegeebh I will spit in your hwbhfbwbhbwjshnbj.
staff: ieuhweigheuhgierhghehgeughpehpghghweiuh
Kyle: what???
Staff: ieuhweigheuhgierhghehgeughpehpghghweiuh that's $65.95
Kyle: but your price says that's $13
Staff: ieuhweigheuhgierhghehgeughpehpghghweiuh and if you hwjsgjwwv fucking hgfwehgweugerregegeebh I will spit in your hwbhfbwbhbwjshnbj.
by weedhead11111111111111111 March 6, 2018
used in response to a amazing event based off the saying "holy shit batman" to indicate ones excitement for a particular action the other person has either shown them or surprised them with unexpectantly.
Barry: have a look at this amazing ingenuity of man kind its pristine beauty is amplified by the brilliant textures that just perplex any and all who see this.
Lucy: holy prostate cancer Superman!
Barry: yes.
Lucy: holy prostate cancer Superman!
Barry: yes.
by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018
DRUGS ARE OBJECTS CREATED BY THE FURRY ALIENS CALLED THE BISEXUAL BANDITS DURING A ORGY WITH JESUS CHRIST.
George: IF ANYBODY DRESSED UP LIKE A KNIGHT WEARING A TUTU AND RAPING A PIG TELLS ME ITS "NOT"AGAIN I WILL TELL THAT FUCKER "THIS IS MY ASS I MAKE BUTTER ON MY ASS FUCKING AND FUCKING LICK MY ASS ON MY WEED! FUCK!
josh: wow you take too many drugs
josh: wow you take too many drugs
by weedhead11111111111111111 February 14, 2018
yo smoke weed and check this out
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its trippy as fuck
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its trippy as fuck
by weedhead11111111111111111 July 31, 2018