Ben: I trolled a burns victims ward about my dead baby getting burnt alive you shoulda seen there face
Lucy: but your online how can you see there face
Ben: J3POOOOOOORDIQ Lucy
Lucy: what????
Lucy: but your online how can you see there face
Ben: J3POOOOOOORDIQ Lucy
Lucy: what????
by weedhead11111111111111111 May 02, 2018
Greg: hey Billy I did a titty robbery,
Billy: yeah nice,
Greg: see look im wearing her titties now,
Billy: oh yeah nice I like them titties,
Greg: here feel my titties Billy,
Billy: oh yes Greg oh oh oh I love dem tiddies!
Billy: (starts to get a boner)
Greg: I've watched enough hentai to know where this is going,
half an hour later
Greg: oh BIlly pound my ass while you touch my titties!
Billy: oh shit Greg im gonna cum!
Greg: cum in my ass Billy!!
Billy: oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Greg: I feel like a new born baby, wet and stuck.
Billy: yeah nice,
Greg: see look im wearing her titties now,
Billy: oh yeah nice I like them titties,
Greg: here feel my titties Billy,
Billy: oh yes Greg oh oh oh I love dem tiddies!
Billy: (starts to get a boner)
Greg: I've watched enough hentai to know where this is going,
half an hour later
Greg: oh BIlly pound my ass while you touch my titties!
Billy: oh shit Greg im gonna cum!
Greg: cum in my ass Billy!!
Billy: oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Greg: I feel like a new born baby, wet and stuck.
by weedhead11111111111111111 May 15, 2018
Kyle: hi can I have a hamburger, 6 nuggets, 2 lots of fries and a large 7 up.
staff: ieuhweigheuhgierhghehgeughpehpghghweiuh
Kyle: what???
Staff: ieuhweigheuhgierhghehgeughpehpghghweiuh that's $65.95
Kyle: but your price says that's $13
Staff: ieuhweigheuhgierhghehgeughpehpghghweiuh and if you hwjsgjwwv fucking hgfwehgweugerregegeebh I will spit in your hwbhfbwbhbwjshnbj.
staff: ieuhweigheuhgierhghehgeughpehpghghweiuh
Kyle: what???
Staff: ieuhweigheuhgierhghehgeughpehpghghweiuh that's $65.95
Kyle: but your price says that's $13
Staff: ieuhweigheuhgierhghehgeughpehpghghweiuh and if you hwjsgjwwv fucking hgfwehgweugerregegeebh I will spit in your hwbhfbwbhbwjshnbj.
by weedhead11111111111111111 March 06, 2018
used in response to a amazing event based off the saying "holy shit batman" to indicate ones excitement for a particular action the other person has either shown them or surprised them with unexpectantly.
Barry: have a look at this amazing ingenuity of man kind its pristine beauty is amplified by the brilliant textures that just perplex any and all who see this.
Lucy: holy prostate cancer Superman!
Barry: yes.
Lucy: holy prostate cancer Superman!
Barry: yes.
by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018
DRUGS ARE OBJECTS CREATED BY THE FURRY ALIENS CALLED THE BISEXUAL BANDITS DURING A ORGY WITH JESUS CHRIST.
George: IF ANYBODY DRESSED UP LIKE A KNIGHT WEARING A TUTU AND RAPING A PIG TELLS ME ITS "NOT"AGAIN I WILL TELL THAT FUCKER "THIS IS MY ASS I MAKE BUTTER ON MY ASS FUCKING AND FUCKING LICK MY ASS ON MY WEED! FUCK!
josh: wow you take too many drugs
josh: wow you take too many drugs
by weedhead11111111111111111 February 14, 2018
yo smoke weed and check this out
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its trippy as fuck
doctor-who-time-vortex-vr.pilots.bbcconnectedstudio.co.uk/
its trippy as fuck
by weedhead11111111111111111 July 31, 2018