Definitions by wayne birkman III

manpon 

if a mans been walking all day and his taint starts getting chafed, he makes a quick stop at the restroom, grabs some toilet paper, wets it down, and applies it to his taint. like a tampon but for a dude.

-basically to combat swamp butt.

dude I can hardly walk anymore. my ass is on fire. i need to hit a restroom and make a quick manpon.

manpon by wayne birkman III November 13, 2007

finkster 

to sit in the bathtub passing gas and then eating the bubbles.

that ol finkster has been in the tub for hours recycling hot air.

finkster by wayne birkman III November 13, 2007

pubesteak 

a nice piece of steak covered with pubic hair.

to get Lawson back for eating his food, Will snuck a pubesteak in the fridge and sure enough Lawson ate it.

pubesteak by wayne birkman III November 13, 2007

hohawk 

a little skinny tuft a hair above the vagina. Ultra thin line of pubic hair.

she was completely shaven except for the little hohawk.

hohawk by wayne birkman III November 13, 2007

humpkin 

to cut a small or big circular hole in a pumkin to have sexual intercourse with. For best use leave the pumkin guts in and heat in the microwave.

Once again Todd struck out on Halloween and ended up making sweet love to a humpkin all night long.

humpkin by wayne birkman III November 13, 2007

ass poof 

little tuft of hair around the anus.

it was on, until she bent over and I saw the ass poof.

ass poof by wayne birkman III November 13, 2007