A small, insignificant turd that is produced while being somewhat constipated. You have been sitting on the throne for a significant amount of time just grunting, huffing, puffing and pushing and all you get is these tiny, round hard innocent little turd balls known as "Sunday school turds."
Man, I think all that cheese plugged me up. No matter how much I felt that I needed to poop, all that would come out was just a couple little Sunday school turds!
by Warnhubb October 30, 2007
The button that triggers an alarm on a bus or taxicab when the driver is in fear of being robbed or assaulted, the alarm notifies the police that the driver is in distress.
I don't think the bus driver likes the looks of us, LeRoy, I'll betcha he presses the nigger trigger!
by Warnhubb December 07, 2006
You get a free pass professional courtesy when you get stopped by the cops for a traffic violation because you are an off-duty or retired cop and have a cop ID to flash when the officer requests your drivers license.
Cop's wives and girlfriends are also ticket proof and so are off-duty firefighters.
Nobody is ticket proof with the Arizona DPS, and with some California Highway Patrol officers. Don't count on your police ID to help you much if your breath smells like a brewery.
Cop's wives and girlfriends are also ticket proof and so are off-duty firefighters.
Nobody is ticket proof with the Arizona DPS, and with some California Highway Patrol officers. Don't count on your police ID to help you much if your breath smells like a brewery.
That trooper said he had me clocked at 95, good thing I'm ticket proof or that would have been one hell of an expensive ticket.
by warnhubb September 23, 2006
A term that describes that the bar or club that you are at is lacking attractive women, and further indicates that the ones present are considered DOGS. Alpo is a brand name of dog food.
I think it's time to go home and call it a night, it looks like it has been another Alpo Night at every bar and club we've been at today, not one hot looking babe in sight!
by Warnhubb March 25, 2008
by warnhubb March 23, 2008
A term to describe someone who has been drinking booze for so many years that their elbow is bent to the shape of holding a glass and raising it toward their mouth to drink.
by Warnhubb July 11, 2008
A small paper or plastic bag, either brown or black that is used to conceal your open container of beer/malt liquor while you are driving your car/truck along the road.
Abdul, please put my Bud Light inside of a freeway bag so I can drink it on the way home without looking too obvious.
by warnhubb December 01, 2009