Definitions by wanking

Lacetti 

A mysterious spaceship claimed to be a model of the Chevrolet Lacetti. It is able to leave the Earth's atmosphere if 'it' (an alien) is inside the automobile. It is also meteor proof, so whenever a meteor strikes the vehicle, it just bounces off and brakes into smaller pieces.

Also Lacetti arrives like 1-2 hrs before it should actually arrive at a destination.

Yo, Vlad, Where is It?
Idk, Probably going home with Lacetti.

Yo, Vlad, I saw Lacetti parked on the street, eh!
It is only 2:30, It should have come only at 3:30!

Lacetti by wanking December 14, 2016

shower wanker

A person who says he takes a shower for at least one hour, but actually while he is showering he is casually beating his meat (wanks, gives pleasure to himself).

Yo, Vlad, How long did you shower for in the morning?
Like 2 hours!
You are such a shower wanker, eh!

shower wanker by wanking December 13, 2016

9gag wanker 

A person who pretends to be browsing 9gag (preferably in public area), but actually he is watching porn, and then when he gets caught he just says "I was on 9gag".

Yo, Vlad, What are you doing, eh?

*switches tab to 9gag*
I am on 9gag!
You are such a 9gag wanker, eh!

9gag wanker by wanking December 13, 2016

bagpipe wanker 

A person who is originated from Scotland.

Yo, Vlad, I bet that guy is from Scotland, eh?
Yeah, He looks like a bagpipe wanker!

bagpipe wanker by wanking December 12, 2016

Christopher 

Actually a David without glasses.

Yo, Vlad, who is that kid over there?
It's Christopher, you know David just without glasses eh!

Christopher by wanking December 12, 2016

Vlad 

A person who usually takes a shower for at least one hour (wanking is included)

Yo, Vlad, Why have you been taking a shower for one hour?
Problem?

Vlad by wanking December 12, 2016

Wanking

A guy who says he showers for at least one hour and in that one hour he pleasures himself.

Yo, Vlad, have you been showering for one hour?
Srry, I was wanking!

Wanking by wanking December 9, 2016