wankstation

It is a place where people go and have a bank. For example the bathroom.

Yo Vlad, where have you been?
I was at the wankstation, sorry!

by wanking May 03, 2017

wankstation

It's a place where people go have wank. For example the bathroom.

Yo Vlad, where have you been?
I was at the wankstation, sorry!

by wanking May 03, 2017

Christopher

Actually a David without glasses.

Yo, Vlad, who is that kid over there?
It's Christopher, you know David just without glasses eh!

by wanking December 12, 2016

bagpipe wanker

A person who is originated from Scotland.

Yo, Vlad, I bet that guy is from Scotland, eh?
Yeah, He looks like a bagpipe wanker!

by wanking December 12, 2016

Emergency Wank

Usually in a very stressful, indecisive situation one will decide to go have wank before making any vital decisions.

*Right before an exam*
Yo, Vlad, where are you going?
I am gonna go quickly to the bathroom!
To do what?
*whispers* To have an emergency wank, I cannot think straight, I need to let some steam off!
Alright, go ahead!

by wanking May 11, 2017

shower wanker

A person who says he takes a shower for at least one hour, but actually while he is showering he is casually beating his meat (wanks, gives pleasure to himself).

Yo, Vlad, How long did you shower for in the morning?
Like 2 hours!
You are such a shower wanker, eh!

by wanking December 13, 2016

Vlad

A person who usually takes a shower for at least one hour (wanking is included)

Yo, Vlad, Why have you been taking a shower for one hour?
Problem?

by wanking December 12, 2016