Emergency Wank

Usually in a very stressful, indecisive situation one will decide to go have wank before making any vital decisions.

*Right before an exam*
Yo, Vlad, where are you going?
I am gonna go quickly to the bathroom!
To do what?
*whispers* To have an emergency wank, I cannot think straight, I need to let some steam off!
Alright, go ahead!

by wanking May 11, 2017

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Vlad

A person who usually takes a shower for at least one hour (wanking is included)

Yo, Vlad, Why have you been taking a shower for one hour?
Problem?

by wanking December 12, 2016

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tea wanker

A person who is originated from England.

A person who drinks a lot of tea, at least once every day and is from the country England land.

Yo, Vlad, I bet that guy with the cup of tea is from England, eh?

Yeah, He looks like a tea wanker!

by wanking January 18, 2018

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Lacetti

A mysterious spaceship claimed to be a model of the Chevrolet Lacetti. It is able to leave the Earth's atmosphere if 'it' (an alien) is inside the automobile. It is also meteor proof, so whenever a meteor strikes the vehicle, it just bounces off and brakes into smaller pieces.

Also Lacetti arrives like 1-2 hrs before it should actually arrive at a destination.

Yo, Vlad, Where is It?
Idk, Probably going home with Lacetti.

Yo, Vlad, I saw Lacetti parked on the street, eh!
It is only 2:30, It should have come only at 3:30!

by wanking December 14, 2016

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shower wanker

A person who says he takes a shower for at least one hour, but actually while he is showering he is casually beating his meat (wanks, gives pleasure to himself).

Yo, Vlad, How long did you shower for in the morning?
Like 2 hours!
You are such a shower wanker, eh!

by wanking December 13, 2016

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