n. A turd that has come halfway out, and you don't know whether to force it the rest of the way out or suck it back in.
by waltermitty August 14, 2004

by waltermitty August 14, 2004

Control agent who dated and married 99. Bumbling idiot who foiled K.A.O.S. plots through idiocy, dumb luck, and tomfoolery.
by waltermitty February 23, 2005

Excitement to the point of acting like a jackass yokel. This is what what Rooster, Red, and Trainmaster do after work while sitting at the Sultana bar, drinking Jack Daniels and Coors light.
by waltermitty August 21, 2004

n. The act of pitching a fruity beverage at someone on a bicycle, while speeding past in a car. This act is often initiated by disgruntled boyfriends towards their girlfriends.
Justin: Angie would not let me date other guys, so I gave her the orange julius while she was riding to work today.
Friend of justin: fo' shizzle!
Justin: And the best part is, I have that stupid girl so whipped, I'll still be probing her asshole tonight!
Friend of Justin: Word up!...and BTW quit talkin' and more suckin...oh yeah.
Friend of justin: fo' shizzle!
Justin: And the best part is, I have that stupid girl so whipped, I'll still be probing her asshole tonight!
Friend of Justin: Word up!...and BTW quit talkin' and more suckin...oh yeah.
by waltermitty October 28, 2004

by waltermitty September 16, 2004

Nelson: "I don't think we have any ladies off the night in globe..."
Eric: "Yeah, things haven't been the same there since your mom got married."
Eric: "Yeah, things haven't been the same there since your mom got married."
by waltermitty September 08, 2004
