9 definition by waltermitty

a dick, cock, or penis.

"What colour is your bike?"

"It's red."

"Hahaha, you idiot."

by waltermitty August 13, 2004

(n.) A rod used to control the timing of, and how long the valves stay open on a steam locomotive.

The setting of the johnson rod determines how much power goes into each piston stroke, and to which direction the locomotive will move.

by waltermitty August 21, 2004