in-betweener

n. A turd that has come halfway out, and you don't know whether to force it the rest of the way out or suck it back in.

"I sat down to crap, and all I had was an in-betweener, so I sucked it back in.

by waltermitty August 14, 2004

blow an assload

to deficate, often violently.

"I drank budweiser last night, and this morning I woke up early because I had to blow an assload."

by waltermitty September 17, 2004