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a dick, cock, or penis.
"What colour is your bike?"

"It's red."

"Hahaha, you idiot."
by waltermitty August 13, 2004

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(n.) A rod used to control the timing of, and how long the valves stay open on a steam locomotive.
The setting of the johnson rod determines how much power goes into each piston stroke, and to which direction the locomotive will move.
by waltermitty August 21, 2004

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