waltermitty's definitions

johnson rod

(n.) A rod used to control the timing of, and how long the valves stay open on a steam locomotive.

The setting of the johnson rod determines how much power goes into each piston stroke, and to which direction the locomotive will move.

by waltermitty August 21, 2004

orange julius

n. The act of pitching a fruity beverage at someone on a bicycle, while speeding past in a car. This act is often initiated by disgruntled boyfriends towards their girlfriends.

Justin: Angie would not let me date other guys, so I gave her the orange julius while she was riding to work today.

Friend of justin: fo' shizzle!

Justin: And the best part is, I have that stupid girl so whipped, I'll still be probing her asshole tonight!

Friend of Justin: Word up!...and BTW quit talkin' and more suckin...oh yeah.

by waltermitty October 28, 2004