by walterc November 08, 2019
by walterc April 06, 2013
a dirty hipster that exhibits all the derivative body decorations of an aboriginal: big ear lobe disks, bullring, tattoos, high cut off shorts, nappy unkempt hair etc...also, like all hipsters, highly unoriginal.
by walterc February 04, 2015
by walterc June 26, 2025
a person who uses too much teeth when sucking a dick
a person who has never properly learned how to give a blowjob without using their teeth
a person who has never properly learned how to give a blowjob without using their teeth
oh man Sally looks good but she's a total noodle chewer. i thought she might just bite my penis off.
by walterc March 26, 2013
An unusually hairy genital area. On men so hairy that it can shroud a small to medium sized penis. oOn women so hairy that it obscures the ability to find the flesh crack.
Carrie is hot, but when we we got down to business she surprised me with chronic chewbacca crotch. It was so thick I couldnt find the pussyhole or the ass.
by walterc February 09, 2015
An ignorant liberal- usually with sleeve tattoos, piercings, and a hipster-like beard - willing to wait hours on line at brunch spots to pay $40 for a scrambled egg.
Doug is a straight up fool. He got thatMickey Mouse tattoo on his neck, and he's a brunchliner at any place that will serve his filthy ass.
by walterc February 04, 2015