Definitions by walterc

oyster flaps 

ragged and/or loose vagina lips

At one time in her life Michelle had a tight vagina, but it had long since turned into a a pair of old oyster flaps.

oyster flaps by walterc April 8, 2013

big Carl 

The shit u take after u drunk eat way too much at a Carl's Jr.

Jimmy woke up with a hangover and took 2 big Carls before breakfast.

big Carl by walterc April 6, 2013

noodle chewer 

a person who uses too much teeth when sucking a dick

a person who has never properly learned how to give a blowjob without using their teeth

oh man Sally looks good but she's a total noodle chewer. i thought she might just bite my penis off.

noodle chewer by walterc March 26, 2013

upturd 

when you hold back an impending crap long and hard enough that it actually creeps back upwards, buying you a little more time before either making it to a bathroom or shitting your pants

Carl suddenly had to take a shit on a floatplane but there was no bathroom, so he clenched up tight and forced an upturd.

upturd by walterc March 26, 2013