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Urbfetti

A loose term used to describe any kind of material blowing in the urban winds of a larger city.
The nearby urbfetti was mesmerizing until the realization was made that it was merely garbage once it landed!
by wallyTour June 1, 2010
mugGet the Urbfettimug.

Bikefonting

The act of using GPS technology to track you as you ride your bike out to spell enormous words and artforms!
I just finished another bikefonting masterpiece!
by wallytour June 16, 2010
mugGet the Bikefontingmug.

Baltimored

To observe the act or aftermath of some kind of injustice.
Dude, I can't go on the ride because I woke up to find out that my bike had been Baltimored last night!
by wallyTour August 10, 2009
mugGet the Baltimoredmug.

Urban Noodle

Urban noodling is fearlessly sticking ones hand (and possibly entire arm) into a crevice of some type in an urban environment. This urban sport is a modification of "Catfish Noodling", where one attempts to handfish for catfish that are hiding in cracks and crevices along the bank of a river.
Hope a rat doesn't chew my finger off, because I'm about to urban noodle this crack in the wall!
by wallyTour February 3, 2010
mugGet the Urban Noodlemug.

Cheeselagtites

Similar to stalagtites, cheeselagtites are the globs of cheese that hang from the underside of an opened pizza box.
Dude, that pizza man crushed our pie and now we have cheeselagtites hanging off the cardboard...
by wallytour January 28, 2008
mugGet the Cheeselagtitesmug.

Baltimore tumble weed

A black porn or liquor bag blowing in the wind. Bags such as these are commonly observed tumbling up and down the streets there.
Wow, that last block had four Baltimore tumble weeds on it...a new record!
by wallyTour August 10, 2009
mugGet the Baltimore tumble weedmug.

Measure a Desk

To attend some kind of function, do some kind of activity or task with your significant other that you would rather not do, but have to. An obligation that must be attended with your significant other that you would prefer not to attend but must.
"I'd love to come to your football party, but I have to measure a desk..."
by wallyTour September 21, 2009
mugGet the Measure a Deskmug.

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