Real

Describing super extreme weather conditions.
You better grab a hat and coat, its getting way real out there!!
by wallyTour October 20, 2009
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Bikefonting

The act of using GPS technology to track you as you ride your bike out to spell enormous words and artforms!
I just finished another bikefonting masterpiece!
by wallytour June 16, 2010
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Baltimored

To observe the act or aftermath of some kind of injustice.
Dude, I can't go on the ride because I woke up to find out that my bike had been Baltimored last night!
by wallyTour August 10, 2009
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Bootleg

Beyond audio piracy, anything that is "bootleg" is fake, unfashionable, or lacking in any way.
Dude, that rent-a-cop is so bootleg!
by wallyTour October 20, 2009
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Green-O-Ween

The modern version of St. Patricks Day has become a festival of young loud drunk people dressed in a variety of green clothing. Much like Halloween, March 17th has become "Green-O-Ween"!
Better get your flare ready for Green-O-Ween!
by wallytour March 18, 2008
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Baltimore tumble weed

A black porn or liquor bag blowing in the wind. Bags such as these are commonly observed tumbling up and down the streets there.
Wow, that last block had four Baltimore tumble weeds on it...a new record!
by wallyTour August 10, 2009
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Measure a Desk

To attend some kind of function, do some kind of activity or task with your significant other that you would rather not do, but have to. An obligation that must be attended with your significant other that you would prefer not to attend but must.
"I'd love to come to your football party, but I have to measure a desk..."
by wallyTour September 21, 2009
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