Definitions by waffle

whatevs 

A word used by well built verile men who frequently bed 10-13 women each week, compared to those who have come to think "whatevs" is nerdy, due to sheer stupidity, whom resort to homosexuality as they cannot get laid.

Active homosexuals whom regularly accept male sexual organs into their rectum.

whatevs by waffle May 13, 2005

buttfaG 

A derogatory term describing a homosexual who engages in anal sex with other men or with a strap on dildo with other women.

see downlow jig

Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words

buttfaG by waffle August 7, 2004

diaspora 

A community of people who do not inhabit their homelands. Usually a group moved enmass for a period of time in history which now only immigrate in small numbers.

Australians, Americans and South Africans are the diaspora of England.

diaspora by waffle July 25, 2004

townie 

The kids who live in a town where a prep school is located, but don't attend that school. Usually middle-class white kids, often seen driving a crappy car with crappy music blaring, dressed like they're straight outta Compton, or attempting to sell crack to preps. This might hold true for all towns where prep schools are, or just in Vermont.

Oh, look at him, he's GANGSTA.....no wait, this is Vermont, cancel that...what a stupid townie.

townie by waffle April 27, 2004

jahovas witness 

A person who enjoys taking off his trousers and forcing his ass into people's faces, then running away laughing immaturely. They are allowed to do this under the false pretense that they are a religious groups, they use the media to help portray this image.

I was walking along one day and I was approached by a jahova's witness claiming he wanted to preach to me, I knew that he really wanted to beat me up and press his butt onto my face, so I kicked the **** out of him before he could do anything. I was put on trial for assault, but managed to turn the court around by mentionning that he was a jahova's witness and gain £30000 after sueing the homosexual for libel.

jahovas witness by waffle April 8, 2004

does a little dance 

A third person statement about an action carried out by the speaker to denote the recent performance of rhythmitic movement in the appropriate manner which is according to the second from lowest possible degree of assessment.

n00b: omg I just installed lunix for wind0ws!!
n00b: *does a little dance*

does a little dance by waffle March 29, 2004

enl33tenment 

A period in history where people went from n00bs to l33t.

The U.S. enterred the enl33tenment as early as 1978, followed by the U.K. in 1979 and Japan and Germany in 1982.

North Korea r n00b, they have not yet enterred the enl33tenment.

enl33tenment by waffle March 26, 2004