pseudosex

A sexual encounter including most of the elements of a regular sexual encounter, including nudity, oral sex, kissing, etc., which specifically avoids penis-in-vagina (PIV) intercourse just so the parties can pretend they didn't actually have sex.

Josh only went as far as pseudosex with his friend's ex-girlfriend so he wouldn't have to say he fucked her.

by vwallac January 08, 2009

fluffernutter

The act of sucking on another's ball sack, aka nuts. This term derives from the job of a fluffer, who performs fellatio on porn stars to keep the male stars ready between takes.

I asked my girlfriend to give me a fluffernutter, but she wouldn't because my sac was too hairy.

by vwallac October 04, 2006

dirt bed

A separate bed reserved for doing dirt in, as opposed to your regular bed, which is for nite nite.

Ryan Higgins ate some fries on his dirt bed. He put the ketchup straight on the sheets.

by vwallac January 20, 2014