Definitions by vududady

infosexy 

One with strong information security qualifications or a beautiful woman working in information security.

1. Have you seen that hacker's resume? Yeah, the dude has got skillz and his resume is infosexy!

2. Did you see that new hot girl on that information security red team? Yeah; she is seriously infosexy!

infosexy by vududady January 4, 2017

Questimony 

To provide testimony while questioning a witness. To present evidence witnesses have to respond to and which must be considered in the court record while asking witnesses questions. A way of introducing evidence or content and leading witness testimony in court while examining or cross-examining witnesses.

The defense lawyer was testifying in court by using questimony of witnesses.

Questimony by vududady November 11, 2016

Clintoned 

To be killed under suspicious circumstances after being involved with or or eye-witnessing clandestine or nefarious activity.

The former business associate of the local crime family got Clintoned on his way to the courthouse to testify against them.

Clintoned by vududady August 18, 2016

Latter Day Ain't 

A non-devout / faux member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. A Jack Mormon. One who is Mormon by culture, but does not have a testimony of the church or who does not live by its precepts.

Person 1: Dude! Can you believe that Jack is a Mormon and he voted for Obama and against Proposition 8?

Person 2: Yeah. Jack is total Latter Day Ain't!

Latter Day Ain't by vududady October 4, 2012

ixplicatives 

The tongue tied or redneck pronunciation for "expletives."

Boy! I am trying to stop swearing! Don't make me start using ixplicatives!

ixplicatives by vududady September 29, 2012

Tarditecture

1) Any type of architecture (physical, network, software, or otherwise) that lacks quality in design, creation, or implementation.

2) Architecture done by absolute retards who somehow have a job doing sophisticated things.

3) A contraction of the words retard and architecture.

Person 1: Man! Did you see how bad that network design is?

Person 2: Yeah! That is tarditecture at its best!

Tarditecture by vududady January 27, 2012

Missionista 

1. A militant religious missionary who will stop at nothing to invade your space and prove that his religion is right and your beliefs are wrong.

2. Any missionary that is rude and starts arguments instead of sharing ideas.

Person 1: You are going to hell for not believing the same as we believe; any intelligent person should be able to understand this.

Person 2: Hey man, don't be such a missionista!

Missionista by vududady January 27, 2012