Definitions by vondreas

Dyvor

A modernized version of the Scottish word “dyvour”; which means being bankrupt.

Although not used anymore since William IV abolished the practice, it can mean a many things, like being poor, broke, cheap, tacaño, chiflado, pauvre, etc.

“Hey babe you got any money for that new movie coming out?”

“No, I’m Dyvor babe and I don’t have any shame.”

Dyvor by vondreas July 27, 2023

Goyava 

Root word “gova” comes from the Marathi language; which means embarrassment, whereas goyava means lit or exciting as fuck.

The word is also based off Guayaba; a very sweet tropical fruit, hence the lit as fuck nature of the word.

Also possible use in the Ukrainian-Russo War of 2022, used to describe an outta pocket piece of firepower.

“My goodness that fireball was goyava!”

“You know how we roll in Donbas, bratan!”

Their eyes shine and glisten like turned on college girls in the dorms out of sheer excitement as they load the next artillery shell into the tube.

Goyava by vondreas July 27, 2023

Linit 

A non-English speakers mis-pronunciation of “linen” which ends up sounding like “lin-it” instead.

“Do you know how clean this linen is?” asks the hotel guest.

“I don’t know the linit was change. I change it.” says the maid.

Linit by vondreas July 27, 2023

Khake 

Used as an expression for when you see someone wearing Khaki colored clothing.

"Wow, nice khake."

Followed with a confused reaction, because it sounds sus:
"Thanks man! You too?"

Khake by vondreas July 9, 2023