von groovy's definitions

cleavage is your friend!

A phrase people say when they see or have nice cleavage. Everybody wants to see it or have it!!!

Joel was sipping on his coffee when a lady with some serious presentation strolled in the cafe. He gawked at what was exposed in her tank-top and declared, "Cleavage is your friend! Coffee for everybody on me - including Chesty MacDoogal!!!"

by von groovy May 3, 2019

Convo Corral

This is the term for a group text. There can be many wonderful shared snickers and misunderstandings due to things being read out of context. It can be quite amusing when there are more than five participants.

Ellie was pretty pissed off at Chazz due to his snarky emoticon in reaction to Brad's post about Sabrina and Megan's brunch with Sebastian. Ellie replied with dark vibes with Chazz double v'in to the t and then the f. Megan became an online moms to remind everyone they were friends. It was just another typical ego dust-up at the Convo Corral.

by von groovy September 17, 2025

stretching feelings

After having caught feelings for someone but not telling them thereby keeping yourself in an awkward and miserable state. You go through the stages of anxiety, sadness, and butterfly belly. It's terrible.

Jaimie: "Hey! What's up with Jackson? Is he okay?"
Jill: "I can't tell you the whole story, but he's in a bad way. He's beyond smitten for someone unavailable for months."
Jaime: "Yikes! So he's just stretching feelings? He needs to do something and do it fast!"

Jill: "I know. If he don't he'll soon be pisserable. He's such a sweetheart. I really feel for him."

by von groovy June 26, 2024

intentional letters for chaos

This when someone utters words simply to start an argument. No one wants this. Well, some do and fuck them! Not literally.

Leo:"Hey honey. Does this shirt make me.

look fat"
Leah: "What?!? I won't fall for your

intentional letters for chaos.

again! And that shirt is mine!"

by von groovy July 17, 2024

Comadose

This is term means someone has ingested a mega dose of drugs or alcohol and instead of being in a euphoric state, they are in a coma. This is obviously not a good thing.

Barry thought using triple his typical dose would make him feel three times better. Tragically it did not. Barry had taken a comadose and everyone was worried that he may not pull through. When he woke up in the hospital three days later his sexy nurse told him to get his shit together.

by von groovy June 17, 2025

Fuck you and your Teeth

This is what you say to someone who insults you as their teeth are participants in their mouths assault against you.

Mandy: "Listen trick! You have no play! Now go suck some disturbing dicks in the bus station to go get your next latte!"
Mandy: " Wow! I just said your anklets were tacky. Fuck you and your teeth! I hear your dad's glory hole is lonely...!"

by von groovy July 5, 2024

Get your nopes up

Something to tell a friend when they foolishly have their hopes up and it just ain't gonna happen.

Bart: "I'm gonna ask Trixie to the prom! We'll get a limo and stay at the Four Seasons! I'll get my weenie wet in all the right ways!"
Archie: "Slow down, B-man! Trixie is going with the Ad-man! You'd better get your nopes up and back to your garbage reality."

by von groovy August 25, 2018