von groovy's definitions
Just like a "fake I.D.," but it is used to buy recreational weed in order to get baked or stoned or high and so on
Jayson was so incredibly excited that Jones hooked him up with his Bake I.D. that he forgot his cash when he went into the dispensary.
by von groovy May 31, 2019
Get the Bake I.D.mug. As Braden hit send on a text from no return, he knew he may as well be in a tattoo parlor receiving a facial tattoo.
by von groovy July 17, 2024
Get the Facial tattoomug. This is a retort to when someone alleges they are being fully transparent when they are, in fact, utterly full of shit!
Loni: "I was so ready to help you all with that emergency work, but I am being fully transparent when I say that I was too upset to be able to do anything. I'm sorry but .."
Jake: "You're not sorry. You were outside eating Chick-Fil-A playing on your phone. It seems you are transparently trying to act like you give a shit. You don't, Loni! And I don't care about you..."
Jake: "You're not sorry. You were outside eating Chick-Fil-A playing on your phone. It seems you are transparently trying to act like you give a shit. You don't, Loni! And I don't care about you..."
by von groovy August 22, 2024
Get the transparentlymug. The quality of still being able to manage oneself with something one wishes to indulge in while this one thing is not readily available year round. One does not buy all the girl scout cookies one can. Instead one remains prudent and only buys what one will enjoy and in a timely manner. This can also simply be called self-discipline, but these cookies are a real test.
Despite having the desire to buy many different types and boxes so that she could ravenously devour them to the point of shame. Brenda employed her girl scout cookie selectivity and bought one box of four different types so that she may enjoy two cookies per day for a few months.
by von groovy July 31, 2024
Get the girl scout cookie selectivitymug. Well, this is certainly a pivotal moment. You either landed like a champ or you are in make it up mode. Wet lips, garlic tongues, and too much penetration can be an issue, but the passion and intention should override anything!
As Charlotte and Charlie found the way to the end of the first kiss they would have...well I already told how it went. It was the end of their first kiss. There would be thousands....
by von groovy July 25, 2024
Get the the end of the first kissmug. This is the term for fluids - tears that flow from the eyes down to the mouth. They help hydrate dried out lips from begging someone to not break up with you.
As Carmen continued to weep and beg for Aiden to not end things, her cracked and sore lips began to feel some comfort from the never-ending tears from her eyes. The only good thing for her that day was that her Tragic Chapstick made things a bit better.
by von groovy March 5, 2025
Get the Tragic Chapstickmug. This is a phrase that you tell someone when they say performing cunnilingus is gross. It's a retort suggesting there's no danger to doing it as there are no teeth involved.
Darryl: "Man, Antonio you gettin' in there with your mouth on her? She's been around and seems unclean."
Antonio: "She's clean and that's all gossip. Giving the kiss of bliss is another way I express my feelings for her. It brings us both pleasure. Besides, no teeth beneath so it's safer than necking. Ha! Don't be so all salad, now, lil' D"
Antonio: "She's clean and that's all gossip. Giving the kiss of bliss is another way I express my feelings for her. It brings us both pleasure. Besides, no teeth beneath so it's safer than necking. Ha! Don't be so all salad, now, lil' D"
by von groovy July 1, 2024
Get the No teeth beneathmug.