208 definitions by von groovy

shutplug

a verbal

device used to end a shitty situation

Kameron overheard Shandi start an argument with Aronica as they were all getting into the car. Kameron began talking about shoes as a means for a shutplug and the ride to school was all screens and no words.

by von groovy June 23, 2022

distrapp

Any one of many apps that people use to distract themselves from something they truly need to do.

Kenny thought it was awesome that he had figured a way to line up all his musical idols against big booby B list celebrities in the new CHESSty app for a match until his boss caught him and said that he had missed his deadline and would be working Saturday. Kenny struggled with this distrapp and many others.

by von groovy June 28, 2017

knockin' the pocket

To have sex with a vagina

Bart was bragging to his friends how much he was knockin' the pocket with Vanessa yesterday when Vanessa's brother , Vinny walked by. Vinny then began to knock on Bart's face.

by von groovy March 24, 2019

friend weapons

insults or actions that people use to seriously hurt their friends

Stealing from, cheating with the BFF's lover, and making fun of a dead pet are all friend weapons

by von groovy April 22, 2019

dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens

Something to say when you are overwhelmed with what has happened. It's also funny to visualize it.

Ian: I just saw that Jesus is truly here! It is insane! He has performed multiple miracles, ended all wars, and he actually seems to be in favor of racism.
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!

by von groovy June 28, 2017

flabacus

The counting tool that flabby people (mis)calculate their caloric intake and they almost always underestimate.

Bluto: According to my estimates, I am several hundred calories under my daily intake. I will go ahead and have that Red Velvet Chocolate Milkshake!
Olivia: Not so fast there, big boy! I think you may have been using your flabacus instead of your calculator. You'll get nothing and love it!

by von groovy June 20, 2017

hey, you know that song by that faggot?

Something homophobes say as a pick-up line to other homophobes as code to hook-up

I was at this truck stop standing near the pay showers when I heard this one trucker say to another, "hey, you know that song by that faggot?" I just grabbed my Code Red and Corn Nuts and went back to my car before I heard the answer.

by von groovy February 22, 2019