Definitions by von groovy
well, that nappened...
Alberto had been going at it for two days straight. He came home to get a quick bite before he met his friends before his gig on the night shift. As he was savoring the mac n cheese bites on his sofa he closed his eyes and awoke almost two hours later to a flurry of texts and missed calls. He giggled to himself in a restful manner, "well, that nappened..."
well, that nappened... by von groovy September 11, 2024
I can't so you can't
This is the garbage energy and motivation that those who cannot or will never be emotionally successful use to try to stop those who CAN from reaching their happiness and potential. Fuck these people. Losers. Miserable sods. Need I type anymore?
Mom: "Well, you know that you have other things to consider instead of helping yourself in this difficult transition."
Adult Child: "I'm feeling very happy and secure when I am with this completely adjusted and trusted person."
Mom: "Here it is! Plain and simple. I can't so you can't."
Adult Child: "You miserable cow! Resentful is just the tip of the shitberg! Just stop talking."
Adult Child: "I'm feeling very happy and secure when I am with this completely adjusted and trusted person."
Mom: "Here it is! Plain and simple. I can't so you can't."
Adult Child: "You miserable cow! Resentful is just the tip of the shitberg! Just stop talking."
I can't so you can't by von groovy September 6, 2024
separating your smile
This is term for when you are in a really good mood and you or someone else says something that ruins it. Thereby separating your smile or breaking your happiness apart.
As Ian began to feel even more excited about himself and his future, his mother reminded him of past failures and potential future ones. His mother even boldly stated, "I know I am separating your smile, but you need to be realistic. You are a disappointment." Ian chuckled for he did not care what his mother thought.
separating your smile by von groovy September 6, 2024
dishcleaning
This has nothing to do with dishes, but dish - gossip. This is the task when someone makes the effort to clean up total bullshit gossip to help other people. It's a generous act that should be rewarded with a pint of stout or a neat Whiskey.
Wendy: "OMG! Did you hear about Denise? I heard she gave it up to Belinda and Brad at the same time! She's a slut!"
Andrea: "Uhhh. That didn't happen at all. I won't ask where you got that shit from. Denise is in Canada all summer."
Wendy: "LOL! I guess I heard it wrong. You're the 7th person I've told. Oh well. I'll let it ride."
Andrea: "No, bitch! Get to dishcleaning! And start now! Or I'll tell everyone you jacked off your dog! Which is true!!"
Andrea: "Uhhh. That didn't happen at all. I won't ask where you got that shit from. Denise is in Canada all summer."
Wendy: "LOL! I guess I heard it wrong. You're the 7th person I've told. Oh well. I'll let it ride."
Andrea: "No, bitch! Get to dishcleaning! And start now! Or I'll tell everyone you jacked off your dog! Which is true!!"
dishcleaning by von groovy September 5, 2024
shedictable
This is a term for a woman who behaves in a very predictable manner. IT DOES NOT HAVE TO BE NEGATIVE. However, it typically is used in that way.
Arnie: "Did you hear what happened to Ryan?"
Lex: "No, but you'll probably tell me."
Arnie: "Yeah, man. I dish all day. Ryan and Polly were at the pool party and bouncy Becky was there. And snap!"
Lex: "Say no more, Polly is shedictable if nothing else. Ryan needs to just lose that beard and get with Paul."
Lex: "No, but you'll probably tell me."
Arnie: "Yeah, man. I dish all day. Ryan and Polly were at the pool party and bouncy Becky was there. And snap!"
Lex: "Say no more, Polly is shedictable if nothing else. Ryan needs to just lose that beard and get with Paul."
shedictable by von groovy September 5, 2024
clicklit
This is a term for something that is very short in nature and is clicked upon online. People will often state that they read something online and act as though it was detailed and provided a great deal of information fiction or non.
Brenda - yes people are still named Brenda: "OMG! I read the most interesting story last night. It was fascinating!"
Peggy: "You read? Like a story? Did you go to the library?"
Brenda: "Oh no! I read it online on my phone. It was on who'scushingwho.com."
Peggy: "Oh. Clicklit. Probably took you 12 seconds."
Brenda: "How did you know? Am I that predictable?"
Peggy: "You know the answer already."
Peggy: "You read? Like a story? Did you go to the library?"
Brenda: "Oh no! I read it online on my phone. It was on who'scushingwho.com."
Peggy: "Oh. Clicklit. Probably took you 12 seconds."
Brenda: "How did you know? Am I that predictable?"
Peggy: "You know the answer already."
clicklit by von groovy September 5, 2024
loser liaison
This is a person that whenever you connect with him, her, them... you feel like a loser afterward. This person is not necessarily mean to you or better than you, but you feel like a loser after being around this person regardless of what happens - lunch, text, call, or whateves.
Caesar was not pleased that he would have to be seated next to Andrea in Lab for she had been his loser liaison for three semesters now. Being around her brought him down a lot. He questioned himself to a significant degree. She was his loser liaison and she brought him to face inevitable, yet potential failure. S
loser liaison by von groovy September 4, 2024