von groovy's definitions

lifting lips

This is the act of smiling with someone who is making you smile - YES making you smile for you can't do anything about it, as this person makes you happy to be alive. This person is smiling in return as well.

Tanner and Elsa spent the better part of the day lifting lips with one another. It would not be too long before they were locking lips, swapping spit, or generally harmless necking and harvesting hickeys.

by von groovy July 10, 2024

capless convictions

Nothing but bold truth statements

Ernie was not one for bullshitting or wasting anyone's time with being vague about how he felt about things. Ernie only spoke capless convictions and everyone loved him for it

by von groovy August 3, 2024

thirst parlor

A place where people satisfy and sometimes overindulge their craving for drink and delight. Not a dive bar, but not a pretentious pub. Things get lively, but bartenders don't flash their knockers.

Hans had a week of nonsense, lies, and disappointments. His mom told him that the only thing that would hit the spot would be going to the thirst parlor. He did and all his problems paused.

by von groovy May 25, 2017

Best in Bitch

Yes, this is the award or term designated to the person who is the best and biggest bitch of the bunch. Something maybe to be proud of...something maybe not to be proud of.

As Cassie had given some handlove to her married boss, intentionally avoided paying her fair share of the dinner tab with her friends, and slept in through her goddaughter's first birthday party, her friends and family awarded her "Best in Bitch" for the year. As predicted, she acted like she had won the trophy years ago....

by von groovy October 13, 2024

wastedly lane

A place one can go to emotionally while wasted where they reminisce how things in the past were so much better than they are now. It's the euphoric interpretation of memory lane and often exaggerates the positives.

Bobby: Man, remember when we'd walk to get pizza at Gino's after hangin' at Trevor's house? It was so great! Betsy would be workin'. Remember? I miss those days, man!
Robby: You're cut off, dude! It's not even 8:30 and your already rollin' down wastedly lane! You're such a lightweight!

by von groovy June 9, 2017

fashame

The confused, yet easily resolved emotion experienced as a result of others being cruel for you having the quality of being fat, ashamed, and not doing anything about it.

Candi was feeling full of fashame as she walked away from her critical friends towards the ice cream parlor. She certainly was not okay with her body image, but eating ice cream was the best way to address it!! Triple scoops for sure!!

by von groovy June 20, 2017

front of the house face

This is someone who is very attractive, welcoming, and alluring. This person has a face that just makes you want to walk in and stay. I know someone who has this quality and I haven't left yet.

Lou: "Hey! You gotta hire my niece now. She's 18 and can be a solid greeter."
Al: "We don't need any help, Lou. I appreciate the offer."
Lou: "Hey! Angelica has a front of the house face. It's a no-lose situation. She's a gem among stones."
Al: "Oh! Well, now that you say that she's in like in win. I look forward to speaking with her. Now let's drink that Grappa."

by von groovy August 10, 2024