Definitions by von groovy
proper stickins
The act of a man truly giving his lover the best his erect penis has to offer in firmness, endurance, and location.
Chris: So, after I dropped your sorry ass off at home, I went back to the bar and ran into Kristy.
Ted: What happened?
Chris: Proper stickins is what happened!! Tore her up! Made it through all of The Dark Side of The Moon and she was moaning like the back up singers.
Ted: What happened?
Chris: Proper stickins is what happened!! Tore her up! Made it through all of The Dark Side of The Moon and she was moaning like the back up singers.
proper stickins by von groovy June 6, 2017
notka
When you wake up in the morning and someone starts talking about your exploits after a hard vodka drinking night with encouragement, you say "Notka!"
Vladimir: We begin the morning as we ended the night. I cannot believe you were able to avoid arrest last night.
Ivan: Notka! Have you buried the hooker yet?
Ivan: Notka! Have you buried the hooker yet?
notka by von groovy June 5, 2017
biral
When drunk, straight girls post pix of them making out and groping each other for attention. The act when girls act bi and hope it gets them positive reinforcement from bros.
Alex was scrolling through his social media on a weekend after midnight and was lambasted with girls going biral. He was so disgusted he decided to read a book instead.
biral by von groovy June 3, 2017
the environment
I was living the other day in the environment just like all humans do and realized that the U.S. President doesn't give a fuck about it.
the environment by von groovy June 3, 2017
mastache
A woman sporting a naturally-growing mustache. Unless your really into that sort of thing, it is not attractive.
Joel: Denise, I don't know how to tell you this, but your mastache needs to go. Everyone sees it and well, it's thicker than what I can grow. Can't you at least bleach it?
Denise: Shut up, Joel! You love it. Wanna mastache ride?
Joel: You know I do!!!
Denise: Shut up, Joel! You love it. Wanna mastache ride?
Joel: You know I do!!!
mastache by von groovy June 1, 2017
extronet
A person who is an obnoxious, misguided, and intolerable extrovert online, but a true introvert outside of the web. These people feel brave and boastful, but are true cowards and have no original thoughts of their own.
Konstantine was online last night reading the comments he received on a post he made about neutering feral pets and became furious when he discovered the mean-spirited and overly political hate speech directed at him. He realized it was from his mild-mannered coworker Patrick. He made a plan to confront this extronet at work in order to get him to pee his pants.
extronet by von groovy May 31, 2017
coji
A code emoji used to signify something sexual, inappropriate, and possibly illegal. They are used in online classified ads, texts, and whenever people are afraid/lazy to communicate directly.
Caroline: OMG! I was just texting with Bobo and he sent me a coji of dental floss! What does that even mean?
Nene: SMH...IDK! He is into some weird stuff. Send him an eggplant and a peach to see what he sends back.
Nene: SMH...IDK! He is into some weird stuff. Send him an eggplant and a peach to see what he sends back.
coji by von groovy May 29, 2017