von groovy's definitions

transtrash

the act of a person of a lower class attempting to transition out of a trash class to a higher one

Cherrie began wearing high class perfume and clothing and sought out higher standing social circles, but Ashley and Madison called her out for her attempt to transtrash her way to a higher class standing.

by von groovy June 22, 2021

post paste

Love juice that develops when someone sees a post that induces successful masturbation.

Connor was scrolling through online and saw an image that demanded action. As he was cleaning up his post paste, his mom walked in and expressed her disappointment.

by von groovy February 21, 2019

sourcing the soul

This is when you access the soul of a woman by placing your mouth to her soul's portal - her vagina. This is the most intimate you may ever be. Enjoy it! It is to be celebrated!

There was no end to the elation he felt as he started sourcing the soul of the woman he so respected, desired, and longed for. It would be a long night and morning. Hydration was essential. She would never be the same. Somewhere there was a journal and it was epic.

by von groovy August 12, 2024

telephone lies

This is a certain type of lies that is different than face to face or written/texted lies. As these can be a bit more exaggerated or salty due to the undocumented nature of them.

Allison: "Did you hear about Angelica?"
Mimi: "No, what happened? I just saw her last night at Troy's party. She is still sober."
Allison: "I just got off the phone with Hannah and Angelic hooked up with Blaine and then Brendon!"
Mimi: "Telephone lies! I was there! Blaine grabbed her ass and Brendon tried to kiss her in the laundry room."

by von groovy August 7, 2024

nobody's everywhere

This is what you exclaim when you go from pub to club to dive bar and virtually no one is out and down to clown.

As they walked into the Office - their 4th spot of the night and it was virtually empty - in frustration, Scott yelled, "Man! Nobody's everywhere!!!" The bartender asked what he and his friend wanted. They each declared, "Stag!"

by von groovy August 19, 2024

notification validation

The act of receiving validation via notification

Cleo nervously waited to see if her pic would be liked by others. Then a steady stream of likes and shares sent her into a blissful state of notification validation.

by von groovy September 15, 2019

The no's nose

This is the ability or talent for being able to easily sniff out when something is wrong or off and declining or refusing to participate in it. It can save lives dammit!

As he asked her to go out to his car for a moment, Mandy immediately sensed the answer for the no's nose and told Reggie "NOPE." She later found out that he had some roofied tea he was going to try to get her to drink. Reggie was a predator.

by von groovy September 13, 2024