don't fucking touch me

A greeting you say when entering a room full of relatives over the holidays.
Grandma: "Look!! Connor is here!!"
Connor: " Don't fucking touch me!"
by von groovy June 09, 2019
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Thumblin to victory

When you know you are texting something that will not end well, but you still do it as you think it may work out or you do not want it to.
As Angelina began her reply to Anton she was aware that she was thumblin to victory. It was ugly, but she became liberated from that bastard Anon who livestreamed him getting his mail.
by von groovy July 02, 2024
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mixedallaneous

A way to categorize someone who is of two or more races when it requires too much effort to list all of them. It is not meant to be negative.
At show n' tell, Carlos was asked by his 3rd grade teacher at his new school in Iowa where his heritage was from. Instead of listing peoples from 4 continents he cheerfully said. "I'm mixedallaneous!"
by von groovy August 12, 2017
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front of the house face

This is someone who is very attractive, welcoming, and alluring. This person has a face that just makes you want to walk in and stay. I know someone who has this quality and I haven't left yet.
Lou: "Hey! You gotta hire my niece now. She's 18 and can be a solid greeter."
Al: "We don't need any help, Lou. I appreciate the offer."
Lou: "Hey! Angelica has a front of the house face. It's a no-lose situation. She's a gem among stones."
Al: "Oh! Well, now that you say that she's in like in win. I look forward to speaking with her. Now let's drink that Grappa."
by von groovy August 10, 2024
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handtasy

Using your hand to fulfill a fantasy. Masturbation.
Barry saw a hottie who smelled like raspberries and he looked at his right hand and knew a handtasy was happening.
by von groovy June 09, 2019
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This is your friend that you can contact when you are upset who is quick to help support you and be there for you, but ultimately what support they provide does not last and it is not all that healthy anyway. You will lean on this person whenever you can despite knowing they are not really all that helpful.
Gabriel was upset over Lola - AGAIN! He text Lisbeth and soon they were speaking. He poured out his heart. She listened and helped soothe his dispirited soul. Unfortunately, Lisbeth was his emotional microwave popcorn friend. An hour after they spoke he was heartbroken again. He made some microwave popcorn and wept into the bowl watching Baywatch.
by von groovy August 04, 2024
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lotsa notsa

Something you say to explain that nothing happened when you wished it would have.
Derek: Hey, Shane!! How was it with Shandi? Was it wowza??
Shane: Lotsa notsa, man. Lotsa notsa...
by von groovy August 22, 2017
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