Definitions by von groovy

where her legs begin

A poetic way of saying pussy.

Brandon sat around thinking of Amelia and how he would love to get back to where her legs begin.

where her legs begin by von groovy July 21, 2017

mouth treatment 

To be treated by another's mouth to oral sex.

Ace had a rough day and knew that the only thing that would take his mind off of all his troubles was his girl giving him some mouth treatment.

mouth treatment by von groovy July 21, 2017

corncob smile 

A smile that shows teeth with yellow and gunky-mucky characteristics because the smiler does not take care of their teeth.

Andrew was passing through a small town and met an attractive doll who offered to give him the mouth treatment. He was stoked, but when out of the dark bar he noticed that she had a corncob smile and could not put himself in there. He instead received some hand love.

corncob smile by von groovy July 21, 2017

erotic north 

The direction an erect penis goes in the way a compass always goes toward magnetic north.

Salvator was enjoying his lemonade when Sheila strolled by. His copulation compass began to head erotic north and his mind filled with nasty thoughts.

erotic north by von groovy July 20, 2017

R.A.M. 

This stands for Random Accessible Manhood. In many circumstances, men need to access certain degrees of manhood to accomplish a task. Sometimes the accessible degree of manhood is random and over or under the degree needed which can make him look like a hero or a hoser.

While nursing his fifth dry stout, the fetching barmaid, Maddie asked Beau to open a fresh jar of olives. Instead of accomplishing this request with ease, Beau struggled and felt humiliated. Oddly enough it was not eight moments later when he quickly cooled a conflict between two meatheads. Maddie comped him another pint and said his R.A.M. made him mysterious.

R.A.M. by von groovy July 13, 2017

that's better 

What someone says to themselves after they've sexually satisfied themselves.

Wife: (whispers to herself) "that's better."
Husband: (Wakes up and looks at wife) "What'd you say? Are you talking in your sleep?"
Wife: (acting as if waking up) "Oh. I guess I was."

that's better by von groovy June 29, 2017

digital downgrade

To lose face, followers, friends, power, and views across multiple social media platforms. This can be due to some dumb behavior or the evil acts of others trying to ruin their life.

Carrie: What's up with Stacey? It looks like she has lost so many followers since last weekend. No one likes any pictures of her new kitten. It is so cute!!
Jessica: No, I am done with her! I gave her the digital downgrade! Kimmie snapped that she reshaped herself thin in those bikini pix and that it had nothing to do with having her wisdom teeth out like she said.
Carrie: I guess I will too. I hate phonies!

digital downgrade by von groovy June 29, 2017