Definitions by von groovy

disasterthief

A person who is skilled at the terrible act of taking a wonderful situation and stupidly turning it into a disaster

So, we were stealing records from the record shop and got outside around the corner and saw a cop. We remained cool and then Greg came running from up yelling, "I can't believe we stole all those records!!!" The cop looked at him and said, "Your disasterthief gave your dumbasses up..."

disasterthief by von groovy May 2, 2019

big ass got gassed! 

Something people say when an overweight person attempts to do something an athletic person can do and fails miserably because they're out of shape.

Bobby: "Look at that pear-shaped dude trying to climb that rope!!"
Sean: "And he falls!"
In unison - "Big Ass got gassed!!"

big ass got gassed! by von groovy April 28, 2019

FOPO 

Fear of Posting Online - FOPO. This is an extension of anxiety you have when you want to post something online, but the possible negative consequences are too much so you don't post at all

Kari just got a rescue kitten and she was going to post its adorable furry face, but she thought of possible negative comments about her being now being a lonely cat lady, the kitten is her only friend, and why didn't she get a puppy...FOPO wins again!!!

FOPO by von groovy April 28, 2019

display tats 

these are tattoos that people get that are intentionally always on display and they have no other tattoos

Candy got inked again on the underside of her left forearm and when asked if she had any tattoos under her clothes responded, "why would I do that? Everyone wouldn't see them then and everyone can see my display tats."

display tats by von groovy April 28, 2019

torpeella 

Are tortillas that a female uses to wipe herself after urinating and are then used to make burritos

Matt knew that giving Nickki lotsa Margaritas meant there'd be a good chance of him having a burrito wrapped in a tangy and tasty torpeella!!

torpeella by von groovy April 28, 2019

friend weapons

insults or actions that people use to seriously hurt their friends

Stealing from, cheating with the BFF's lover, and making fun of a dead pet are all friend weapons

friend weapons by von groovy April 21, 2019

guessfest 

A situation where you are constantly guessing what will happen next and it's all usually bad and anxiety-based.

Brian went to the party and then began the guessfest - Where was Abby? Why did his sister laugh when he said he was officially dating Abby? Where was Sean - her ex? Why was his car making that funny sound on the way the to party?

guessfest by von groovy April 21, 2019