Human urine. It's what we don't need and is what's leftover. I know there are some people who are into the "waterworks" but let's not get on about that just yet.
All afternoon, Kathy was drinking a 2 liter of diet soda with a straw and eating smoked salmon much to the displeasure of her coworkers. The only time they felt better was when she when to provide the toilet with her leftover water.
by von groovy August 05, 2024
by von groovy September 15, 2019
A place one can go to emotionally while wasted where they reminisce how things in the past were so much better than they are now. It's the euphoric interpretation of memory lane and often exaggerates the positives.
Bobby: Man, remember when we'd walk to get pizza at Gino's after hangin' at Trevor's house? It was so great! Betsy would be workin'. Remember? I miss those days, man!
Robby: You're cut off, dude! It's not even 8:30 and your already rollin' down wastedly lane! You're such a lightweight!
Robby: You're cut off, dude! It's not even 8:30 and your already rollin' down wastedly lane! You're such a lightweight!
by von groovy June 09, 2017
A place where people satisfy and sometimes overindulge their craving for drink and delight. Not a dive bar, but not a pretentious pub. Things get lively, but bartenders don't flash their knockers.
Hans had a week of nonsense, lies, and disappointments. His mom told him that the only thing that would hit the spot would be going to the thirst parlor. He did and all his problems paused.
by von groovy May 25, 2017
Why the internet of course! Why even consider addressing your problems when you have a gazillion reasons right at your fingertips to not think about them. I was certainly not going to call it the great babysitter...
Peyton thought about the poor state of her relationships, finances, mental health, achievements, and future and within a keystroke the great distractor was informing her on recipes for a beach body, celebrities sharing political opinions, cats doing ballet, 10 ways to financial freedom, and how not to die while travelling abroad. Almost five hours later Peyton began to appreciate that she would never have to worry or try again in her entire life due to the internet's existence.
by von groovy July 10, 2024
This is a state of mind that you are in when you are sweet on someone that you cannot - for whatever reason - have a romantic relationship with. It can be terrible at times where your eyes tear up and your heart sinks, but it can also be pleasant when you think of that person for their very existence has made yours better.
Noel sat at his laptop he began to compose yet another ballad about her. As he began to rhyme never with forever again and decided that was when he would go from a major to a minor chord, tears streamed down his cheeks. He has friends who have told him to tell her that he loved her in a respectful way even though she was with someone. He would not do that. Instead he would title this song wistfully yours and somehow get a way for her to hear it.
by von groovy August 17, 2024
The quality of having fat hanging over the front and the back of one's jeans or skirt. Not an attractive quality on anyone.
Bernie knew that his beer belly would not attract any ladies, but he felt proud of the fact that at least he wasn't chubs and flubs.
by von groovy September 02, 2017