vladimir's definitions

poltergeist

a male that kills himself in order to come back to the human world as a freaky ghost and haunt the house of a hot babe in the hopes of scaring her out of her clothes

girl is brushing her hair one night, thinks she sees someone in her mirror behind her. turns around and sees the rotting, pale corpse of a zombie standing before her, naked. she is so scared that she jumps out of her silken nightgown. the poltergeist is satisfied, and his mission is accomplished.

by vladimir February 23, 2004

analyzer

a queer who likes to penetrate male anus

the analyzer analyzer the other faggot

by vladimir April 17, 2004

Floxinoxinifilification

The act of belittling a thing or person.

"How dare you Floxinoxinifilificate me!"

by Vladimir October 25, 2004

miser

Also know as M. McCabe, *To miser* to borrow without intent to return/A miser - name given to the person misering.

"No you cant smoke anymore of my weed McCabe you fucking miser!"

by Vladimir March 11, 2004

divorce

punishment for being stupid enough to marry the bitch.

You got married, now you'll be paying for the rest of your life in the divorce settlement. Too bad you didn't get a pre-nup

by Vladimir January 24, 2004

Egg on legs

A phrase used to describe a person who has done something/said something rather idiotic without realising or meaning to.

Person 1: Oh crap, i locked myself out of the house
Person 2: You egg on legs!

by Vladimir January 14, 2005

Window Shopping

The process of stealling items descrieetly from a store.

"I just got a copy of this game by Window Shopping. Didn't pay a dime"

"Yo, lets go window shopping. I'm broke"

by Vladimir December 3, 2004