vlad's definitions

recruitnicks (revision)

Those little faggots that follow you around making life miserable trying to get you to join the military. Also applies to their stupid stuck up shallow materialistic girlfriends.

Some recruitnicks showed up at my party so Lee and Carlos decided to kick their asses.

by Vlad August 30, 2003

Lugs

A self-loathing manwhore who shares his name with another commonly known tool (nut). You can identify a Lugs by his abnormally huge peck-tits, yet abnormally small pecker.

Hey guys, look at that a dirty old suka... no wait, it's just Lugs.

by Vlad August 1, 2003

flumpy

the act of oral sex perform on a human while taking a shit

The ho sucked my cocker while I was dropping a deuce.

by Vlad July 24, 2003

grillin

The act of looking at someone with a angry or serious face to say something is wrong or that you did something wrong.

Hey look at that girl grillin you because you didn't call her last night.

by vlad March 30, 2003

sperm belly

It when the biatch gives som much head and swallows that the only thing in the belly is sperm, hence sperm belly

by Vlad February 16, 2003