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one eyed pirate

Having a girl suck your dick and then shooting it into her eye while kicking her in the shin as to make her an example of a pirate with a missing leg and one eye that says "argh".
You should have seen that bitch when I gave her a one eyed pirate last night.
by Vincent May 13, 2004
mugGet the one eyed piratemug.

G.B.W.D.

When you are driving down the road, and you have your lady friend sitting next to you and you grab her breasts...yay!!
by vincent September 22, 2004
mugGet the G.B.W.D.mug.

Battosai

A title for one who is good in any subject, and is better than most, and god-like in the offered subject.Believed to be undefeatable.
Himura Kenshin is the legendary swordsman,Battosai.
Trigun||Battosai is undefeatable in CounterStrike.
HE is the Battosai of the bowling league.
by Vincent December 8, 2004
mugGet the Battosaimug.

Baltimore

The largest city in Maryland which is home to:
1.) An overrated aquarium that makes you pay through the nose and stand on a five mile line to get in the door
2.)A shitty baseball team that is run by a lousy owner who fires every decent manager he's ever had
3.)An East-Side that makes post nuclear-bombed Nagasaki look like heaven on earth
4.) Overpriced Parking garages
5.) A scary anime convention held every summer in which thousand of costume wearing anime fans make it look like Dawn Of The Dead has hit baltimore
6.)Dundalk...need I say more?
7.) Highlandtown....ditto
8.)The country's highest murder rate
9.) More gang wars than Chicago or NYC combined
10.) Sisqo (God help us)
Baltimore: Harm City
by Vincent October 28, 2004
mugGet the Baltimoremug.

Axoid

To engage in anul sex, to axiod is different because the giver (normally male, but can be a female with a dildo ) wears a mask on his/her face.
Boy 1 : "I axiod your mom in the rear last night"
Boy 2 : "I'm going to put on my vest..."
by Vincent April 28, 2004
mugGet the Axoidmug.

Buffalo

A derogitory term for someone of flemish (belgium) decent.
That buffalo makes good waffles
by Vincent June 3, 2004
mugGet the Buffalomug.

New Jersey

A geographically and culturally diverse east coast state that is often overshadowed by New York and Philly. New Jersey has many appealing tourist spots and is not given the credit that it deserves. There are, however, a few scary places in New Jersey, such as Camden, with the country's highest murder rate, and the Pine Barrens, where a little critter called the Jersey Devil eats helpless and stranded tourists with flat tires on New Jersey's Route 72.
by Vincent January 31, 2005
mugGet the New Jerseymug.

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