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am’t

contraction of 'am not'

{see waren't I, ain't, ain't I)

ain't: 'am-not I'
I am’t\ain’t doin‘ it for ANYTHING.
by Victor Van Styn August 21, 2005
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on

short for \ shortened from \ shortened version of the prepositional phrase ‘on {TV}’ or ‘on {TV network-X}’. Preposistion used as a present-tense_particple-type adjective in sentences that answer or pose (dependent on whether the sentence is declarative or interrogative) the question as to ‘*When* {<a designated program> is on <television>}’.

This is an example of a shortened version of something which is repeatedly said over-and-over in English; another example is the ommition of 'that' or 'which' in the sense of “Why is it, that you always seem to be attracted the to food *I* like?”, which actually means “Why is it, that you always seem to be attracted the to food that\which *I* like?” Not exactly the same are these two, though similar enough to be compared, I feel.
Q: When is Family Guy on?
A: Family Guy is on FOX every Sunday at 9:00PM EST.

Person flipping through the satelite\cable\subscription tv channels, changing it at intervals of exactly two seconds: “Ugh, nothing good is on...”
Annoyed endurer: “There’s 999 channels to choose from!!--Pick one!!!”

Note: The above sentence breaks a rule as disregarded as split infinitives, ending a sentence with a preposition. It could be fixed to “There's 999 channels from which to choose!!--Pick one!!!”, though sounds awkward and stilted in such a form, even on a non-colloquial level.
by Victor Van Styn August 22, 2005
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on

short for \ shortened from \ shortened version of the prepositional phrase ‘on {TV}’ or ‘on {TV network-X}’. Preposistion used as a present-tense_particple-type adjective in sentences that answer or pose (dependent on whether the sentence is declarative or interrogative) the question as to ‘*When* {<a designated program> is on <television>}’.

This is an example of a shortened version of something which is repeatedly said over-and-over in English; another example is the ommition of 'that' or 'which' in the sense of “Why is it, that you always seem to be attracted the to food *I* like?”, which actually means “Why is it, that you always seem to be attracted the to food that\which *I* like?” Not exactly the same are these two, though similar enough to be compared, I feel.
Q: When is Family Guy on?
A: Family Guy is on FOX every Sunday at 9:00PM EST.

Person flipping through the satelite\cable\subscription tv channels, changing it at intervals of exactly two seconds: “Ugh, nothing good is on...”
Annoyed endurer: “There’s 999 channels to choose from!!--Pick one!!!”

Note: The above sentence breaks a rule as disregarded as split infinitives, ending a sentence with a preposition. It could be fixed to “There's 999 channels from which to choose!!--Pick one!!!”, though sounds awkward and stilted in such a form, even on a non-colloquial level.
by Victor Van Styn August 22, 2005
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non

short for ‘non-smoking’, in addition to other ‘non-’s.
*Please wait to be seated*

))server greets you((


“Hello!, and how many will there be t’night?”

"Let’s see... four--no, make that five."

“Mmmkay, and d’you prefer smoking or non?”

"Meh, it doesn’t matter to me.."

“Awright, follow me,” *Eric-the-Waiter leads the way to nearest available booth*
by Victor Van Styn August 22, 2005
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fuck-o-matic

'automatic fucking machine', as applying to {someone}
He may seem as one mannly fuck-o-matic, but never will he match me in love-making skills.
by Victor Van Styn August 22, 2005
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MacDonald's

McDonald's’ in ebonictalk (’cause in ebonics, you don‘t say ‘mik’ but instead ‘mak’, even if the correct form is ‘mik’(Mc).

Note that ‘Mac’ means "son of" in Irish.
You been to MacDonald's lately?
by Victor Van Styn August 22, 2005
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server

the politically correct form of 'waiter'\'waitress'
Hello--I’m Morgan, and I’ll be your server tonight!
by Victor Van Styn August 21, 2005
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