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Man, all they do in that book club is sip wine, gossip and read Nicholas Sparks. What a total Pastrami Party!
by vfuzz December 01, 2018
A malignant cringefest where once a year some of the worlds biggest egos congregate for the express purpose of engaging in a mass circlejerk. A night where Hollywood’s liberal elite deign to speak to the proletariat masses about social justice and wokeness, while somehow managing to ignore the fact that they work in one on the most morally bankrupt industries in the country. Watching a puppy get eaten would be a worthier way to spend your evening.
John: Hey, the Oscars are on. Wanna tune in? Jane: Nah, lets watch the Home Shopping Network instead.
by vfuzz March 09, 2019
Q: Sorry James, but some bureaucratic nonsense has forced MI6 to experience a severe drop in funding. In light of these budget cuts, I must regret to inform you that Q Branch can no longer afford to maintain your Aston Martin and other such gadgets. But worry not, I have something for you that in the right hands is both versatile and deadly. This, James, is called a rubber band. Bond: I think I’ll just mount Moneypenny instead.
by vfuzz March 08, 2019
A spin on the classic game of Operation, in which player 1 must stick their erect penis in player 2’s mouth. If the penis touches the sides of the mouth, player 2 must bite down hard. Fun for the whole family!!!
Tony:Did you here about what happened to Brad last night? Says he tried to play Oral Operation with his girlfriend. Lost his entire dick. Bill: That poor soul.
by vfuzz June 13, 2018
by vfuzz November 22, 2018