Women of the world, you have my deepest sympathies. Feel free to blame this bimbo the next time your cooch starts to bleed.
Eve: That nice talking snake said I should have a bite of that apple. Looks yummy. I’m sure a little nibble won’t hurt anybody.
by vfuzz March 07, 2019
A spin on the classic game of Operation, in which player 1 must stick their erect penis in player 2’s mouth. If the penis touches the sides of the mouth, player 2 must bite down hard. Fun for the whole family!!!
Tony:Did you here about what happened to Brad last night? Says he tried to play Oral Operation with his girlfriend. Lost his entire dick. Bill: That poor soul.
by vfuzz June 05, 2018
A malignant cringefest where once a year some of the worlds biggest egos congregate for the express purpose of engaging in a mass circlejerk. A night where Hollywood’s liberal elite deign to speak to the proletariat masses about social justice and wokeness, while somehow managing to ignore the fact that they work in one on the most morally bankrupt industries in the country. Watching a puppy get eaten would be a worthier way to spend your evening.
John: Hey, the Oscars are on. Wanna tune in? Jane: Nah, lets watch the Home Shopping Network instead.
by vfuzz March 10, 2019
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by vfuzz November 22, 2018
Q: Sorry James, but some bureaucratic nonsense has forced MI6 to experience a severe drop in funding. In light of these budget cuts, I must regret to inform you that Q Branch can no longer afford to maintain your Aston Martin and other such gadgets. But worry not, I have something for you that in the right hands is both versatile and deadly. This, James, is called a rubber band. Bond: I think I’ll just mount Moneypenny instead.
by vfuzz March 09, 2019
What can you say about Lot’s wife? She was from Sodom. A real pillar of her community. She had a good life, though she made some mistakes when she looked back on it. DISCLAIMER: I am not in any way affiliated with the Big G. I don’t know what’s really goin’ on. This is a little shoutout to the Bible literate among you, believers or otherwise. You might even get a little chuckle out of it. Or not, I guess...
by vfuzz March 07, 2019