vernon dutton's definitions

Shitting in high cotton

Southern term = We got it made---as in the cotton is high enough to hide us while we take a shit.

"We are shitting in high cotton now boy"the old man said as he unhitched the mule from the wagon."Where is your sister?"

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

fellow employee

Fellow Employee---Dumb ass microcephalics you have to put up with while you try to do your job.

I could finish this job if only my fellow employees would stay the fuck out of the way!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Axel Grabber

Axel Grabber---Abnormally large hemrrhoids

If this fucking truck dos'nt stop going down this hill you might have to use your axel grabbers to help slow us down!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004