vernon dutton's definitions

Decadent throbing piece of protoplasm

medical term:any patient in the i.c.u. unit.

Where is that decadent throbing piece of protoplasm i was consulted to see?

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Neck Brace

Medical appliance worn arround the neck of dehydrated patients.

Please put a neck brace on the patient in 216 before he falls through his asshole and hanges himself!

by vernon dutton May 12, 2004

wide mouth mayonnaise jar

Wide mouth mayonnaise jar--The term used to describe the anus of an x-con.

The Dr. wanted to know how long I had been out when he said my asshole looked like a wide mouth mayonnaise jar!

by vernon dutton January 21, 2004