vernon dutton's definitions

Axel Grabber

Axel Grabber---Abnormally large hemrrhoids

If this fucking truck dos'nt stop going down this hill you might have to use your axel grabbers to help slow us down!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

hey watch this

Hey watch this---The last thing sombody yells out before they fuck up bad.

"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first into 3 inches of water.

by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

wide mouth mayonnaise jar

Wide mouth mayonnaise jar--The term used to describe the anus of an x-con.

The Dr. wanted to know how long I had been out when he said my asshole looked like a wide mouth mayonnaise jar!

by vernon dutton January 21, 2004