choke my chicken

Choke my chicken---To masterbate ones self.(male)

After I saw those pictures of your mother, I had to go home and choke my chicken.

by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

maternal fornicator

polite way of addressing sombody as a "motherfucker"

Which one of you Maternal Fornicators took my Bible?

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

hey watch this

Hey watch this---The last thing sombody yells out before they fuck up bad.

"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first into 3 inches of water.

by vernon dutton January 21, 2004