vernon dutton's definitions

rabbits

Rabbits---The number one choice of bears to use to wipe their ass after taking a shit.

Hey Smokey, I need to take a shit, have you seen any rabbits?

by vernon dutton January 22, 2004

Decadent throbing piece of protoplasm

medical term:any patient in the i.c.u. unit.

Where is that decadent throbing piece of protoplasm i was consulted to see?

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Shitting in high cotton

Southern term = We got it made---as in the cotton is high enough to hide us while we take a shit.

"We are shitting in high cotton now boy"the old man said as he unhitched the mule from the wagon."Where is your sister?"

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004