vernon dutton's definitions

co-worker

Dim-witted pieces of shit you must be with at work.

"Who is he?"---Oh, that is just one of my co-workers.

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

blue hair mafia

Sharped dressed ladies over 50 that dye their hair. (unmistakable blue white color)

I was going to buy some new pants at the sale,but the sales table was surrounded by the blue hair mafia!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

bit the shit

died,expired--expirenced death

medical phrase: What happened to the patient in room 216?, I head he bit the shit last night.

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Rat Fuck

Latin: Rodendum Copuli--the least amount of concern you can express for any given act.

I don't give a rat fuck what she said,I did not fuck her sister!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

fellow employee

Fellow Employee---Dumb ass microcephalics you have to put up with while you try to do your job.

I could finish this job if only my fellow employees would stay the fuck out of the way!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

cock bite

Any person you come in contact with.

What is this cock bite doing here?

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Drop the kids off at the pool.

To take a shit,bowel movement.

I was running late this morning because i had to Drop the kisd off at the pool!

by vernon dutton April 19, 2004