vernon dutton's definitions

knock their dick in the dirt

medical term: to give enough medication to render them compliant

That patient was yelling out last night so we had to knock his dick in the dirt!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

toad

Medical term--Any patient with a respiratory condition---usually brought on by ones self.

We had the E.R. cleaned out and then they drug this Toad in at 3 A.M.

by vernon dutton January 22, 2004

Carpe` Copuli

Carpe` Copuli-----Seize the Fuck.

As she ran out the door I heard sombody shout,"Carpe` Copuli!"

by vernon dutton January 22, 2004

cat heads

cat heads---Southern term for Biscuits--the kind your grandmaw makes.

Ya'll come eat--the cat heads are getting cold!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

monkeyshine

Monkeyshine---The activity of black folks when the boss is'nt looking.

OK, knock off this monkeyshine and get back to work!

by vernon dutton January 22, 2004

blue hair mafia

Sharped dressed ladies over 50 that dye their hair. (unmistakable blue white color)

I was going to buy some new pants at the sale,but the sales table was surrounded by the blue hair mafia!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

sky up

sky up---to exit-to leave a place--to leave town.

This party is bogus, time foe me to sky up!

by vernon dutton January 21, 2004