17 definitions by variari

slapar

A sexual act containing three meat products, your choosing, two college girls and a blue goat ( while a teal or seafoam goat is acceptable a indego is not.)

Damn, that was one hell of a slapar last night. She loved that steak!

by variari October 07, 2019

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Slavec

That weird sound birds do when they have sex and shit at the same time.

"Can you hear that?"
"Oh shit, it's Slavec in our apartment."

by variari October 09, 2019

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Tevž

Pussy or someone who does not indulge in gear

That Staffa guy he’s a tevž

by variari October 09, 2019

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Voranc

1. When one trips over air when walking on a flat surface, usually happens anywhere at any given time; it varies from once to ten times a day.

2. When you fail to walk like a sane person.

Person 1:
"Hey, guys!
You remember yesterday when -" (trips over on a flat pavement)

His friends:(all laugh)

Person 2:"Not another Voranc ..." (slaps forehead)

Someone watching from afar: "Look at her, she's done a Voranc. Again. I think it was ten times this week..."

by variari October 09, 2019

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