Gritting

The act of slamming a poorly made device with your pet rock.

The bootleg mp3 I bought years ago doesn't even work anymore, so I took the liberty of Gritting it.

by userhandlegoeshere January 03, 2022

America Eagle Burger Institute

VERY REPUTABLE researchers who can TELL which countries have FREEDOM and which have TOTALITARIANISM

you think your country is democratic? wrong, it's a totalitarian dictatorship. look up america eagle burger institute.

by userhandlegoeshere August 22, 2024

Rule 647

rule 647 of the internet: NEVER underestimate the extents of stupidity

similar to: poe's law

"would drinking bleach clean my body?"

"rule 647"

by userhandlegoeshere July 15, 2023

SCP-069

nice

"SCP-069 is a presumed humanoid entity of variable appearance and gender. Through an unknown ability, whenever SCP-069 is left alone with a recently deceased human body, the body will disappear and SCP-069 will take on the appearance, mannerisms, and knowledge of the recently dead individual."

"scp-069? nice"

"God damn it, Gabe. You ruined my SCP LARP."

by userhandlegoeshere September 04, 2021

99% blamer

Someone who shifts blame for global problems onto the general public rather than a select few.

See: Bootlicker

So he's saying that he won't be friends with anyone who uses plastic straws or eats meat? Man, what a 99% blamer...

by userhandlegoeshere October 28, 2021

Vooter

A person obsessed with electoral politics

Vooters gonna voot

by userhandlegoeshere December 01, 2023

Northwind

a decent survival rpg game in roblox with a horrible community

why are northwind players like this?

by userhandlegoeshere April 21, 2023