urbandickchinairy's definitions

baguette

a female version of douchebag

Look at all those douchebags and baguettes standing over there! They're giving me douche chills!

by urbandickchinairy March 30, 2008

ookie dookie

A variation on the popular game ookie cookie.

A bunch of guys stand in a circle with a dookie in the middle. and then they all have to ejaculate onto the dookie and the last guy to cum has to eat it. Hence the "ookie".

Gabe, Josh, and Jackson came over, and we engaged in a spirited round of ookie dookie.

by urbandickchinairy June 17, 2019

washing the fruit

This is when you put your twig and berries in the sink at home, office, or public restroom.

Josh was caught washing the fruit at the office.

by urbandickchinairy August 2, 2016

get surgical

Acting with a combination of precision and intensity. Often performing small tasks.

Jackson's about to get surgical on that gyro sandwich.

by urbandickchinairy January 26, 2008

Warm Take

A mildly hot take. A non-controversial and inoffensive opinion.

My warm take is that President Trump is not the best President we've ever had.

by urbandickchinairy July 26, 2020