Urban Dictionary: Definitions by urbandickchinairy

nosejob

The act of performing oral sex on one's nose. Quite literally, blowing their nose.

I gave Laine a nosejob until she sneezed all over my face.

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Acting with a combination of precision and intensity. Often performing small tasks.

Jackson's about to get surgical on that gyro sandwich.

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Getting intoxicated to the point of waking up in another time and place

I drank a couple Harvey Wallbangers, and things got out of hand. Next thing I know, I had quantum leaped and woke up on the floor of a bank.

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The douchebags who invade Chicago on the weekend of Lollapalooza.

The train was crowded with Lollapalosers.

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Emily dida number on my balls, now I have twisticles!

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