urbanboi's definitions

gomcoed

Having been circumcised by a gomco clamp.
The characteristic brown scar left by a gomco circumcision clamp.

A penis circumcised by a gomco clamp.

His penis had the ring of confidence - the brown scar - so typical of being gomcoed.
He loved that his parents had gomcoed him when he was born.
His gomcoed circumcision was a delight to behold (and hold)!
No smegma on him, he was gomcoed.

by urbanboi June 8, 2010

gomco

The sacred device used to perfect a penis by the painless and bloodless removal of the foreskin.

Since he received the gift of the gomco at birth he has never looked back. His gomco left him with a perfect ring of confidence and no tags of frenulum.

by urbanboi May 31, 2014

dystravaganza

An extravaganza that hurts. An event that is so over the top that it is mentally, and perhaps also physically, painful.

"Dancing with the stars" is a dystravaganza!
Some people are so full of themselves that every event is a dystravaganza.

by urbanboi September 18, 2009

Ring of Confidence

The ring around a circumcised penis indicating the confidence of health and hygiene.

Once she saw his ring of confidence her resistance was broken.
His ring of confidence positively glowed at the naturist beach.
She could not keep her hands off him when she realized his ring of confidence.

by urbanboi September 18, 2009

fauxskin

The restored "foreskin" of a man circumcised at birth, acheived by stretching the shaft skin of the penis. Often quite convincing.

He hated being circumcised, now his fauxskin looks quite authentic.

by urbanboi April 21, 2009

sliced

Yet another slang term for a circumcised penis.

He wasn't Jewish but he'd been sliced when he was a baby.
His cock was so nicely sliced that I couldn't stop myself!

by urbanboi July 7, 2009

plamarse

v - to flatter - from Irish Gaelic

The man so loved the busty bartender he plamarsed her endlessly

by urbanboi July 10, 2009