Definitions by urbanboi

dystravaganza 

An extravaganza that hurts. An event that is so over the top that it is mentally, and perhaps also physically, painful.

"Dancing with the stars" is a dystravaganza!
Some people are so full of themselves that every event is a dystravaganza.

dystravaganza by urbanboi September 18, 2009

plamarse 

v - to flatter - from Irish Gaelic

The man so loved the busty bartender he plamarsed her endlessly

plamarse by urbanboi July 10, 2009

neat and complete

A style of circumcision when the whole foreskin is removed as well as the frenulum, leaving a glans standing proud on the end of the shaft. Preferred by many.

It was easy blowing him as he was cut neat and complete.
He squealed when I tounged his neat and complete g-spot!
His circumcision was neat and complete, a smooth scar all round his cock.

neat and complete by urbanboi July 7, 2009

sliced 

Yet another slang term for a circumcised penis.

He wasn't Jewish but he'd been sliced when he was a baby.
His cock was so nicely sliced that I couldn't stop myself!

sliced by urbanboi July 7, 2009

brised 

Having been circumcised - from the Jewish ritual bris

All Jewish boys are brised on the eight day.

brised by urbanboi July 7, 2009

low and loose 

A circumcision in which the scar is close to the glans and little skin is excised

His circumcision is so low and loose you'd think he wasn't circumcised at all.

low and loose by urbanboi April 23, 2009

fauxskin 

The restored "foreskin" of a man circumcised at birth, acheived by stretching the shaft skin of the penis. Often quite convincing.

He hated being circumcised, now his fauxskin looks quite authentic.

fauxskin by urbanboi April 21, 2009