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a bucket of ice from the store in front of a bad-ass fan
The hottest day of the year - needed ice for the ghetto a/c as the regular a/c was off'd by Edison.
by urbanboi September 27, 2010

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A style of dress that is completely eclectic. Often inappropriate to the formality of the occasion, but never commented upon. Clothes that you feel comfortable in and don't have to worry about color coordination, about style, or about offending anyone else. Frequently out of place, but with so many other California whatevers not even noticed.

Mix and not match wear.

The wearing of beach wear away from the beach.
Are you going to the church social tonight?
I don't know, what's the dress code?
The pastor said "California whatever", so in this heat it'll be shorts, a tank top and flipflops.

She was so strangely dressed for graduation that she must have though it said California whatever.

There was no dress code at the shop so we experimented with California whatever every day.

My brother, the surfer, is a true California whatever aficionado.
by urbanboi July 24, 2011

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Emailing or texting all in upper case letters. Either aggressively to make a point or in ignorance not knowing how to cancel CapsLock.
Knowing that he was losing the terrgument he pressed CapsLock, AND KEPT IT ON FOR THE REST OF THE DAY, E-SHOUTING his way out of defeat.

She was so ignorant that she was e-shouting and offending everyone when she forgot to cancel CapsLock and E-SHOUTED AT EVERYONE ALL DAY.
by urbanboi June 08, 2010

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An extravaganza that hurts. An event that is so over the top that it is mentally, and perhaps also physically, painful.
"Dancing with the stars" is a dystravaganza!
Some people are so full of themselves that every event is a dystravaganza.
by urbanboi September 16, 2009

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The sacred device used to perfect a penis by the painless and bloodless removal of the foreskin.
Since he received the gift of the gomco at birth he has never looked back. His gomco left him with a perfect ring of confidence and no tags of frenulum.
by urbanboi May 31, 2014

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Yet another slang term for a circumcised penis.
He wasn't Jewish but he'd been sliced when he was a baby.
His cock was so nicely sliced that I couldn't stop myself!
by urbanboi July 07, 2009

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