Ring of Confidence

The ring around a circumcised penis indicating the confidence of health and hygiene.
Once she saw his ring of confidence her resistance was broken.
His ring of confidence positively glowed at the naturist beach.
She could not keep her hands off him when she realized his ring of confidence.
by urbanboi September 18, 2009
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fauxskin

The restored "foreskin" of a man circumcised at birth, acheived by stretching the shaft skin of the penis. Often quite convincing.
He hated being circumcised, now his fauxskin looks quite authentic.
by urbanboi April 21, 2009
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gomcoed

Having been circumcised by a gomco clamp.
The characteristic brown scar left by a gomco circumcision clamp.

A penis circumcised by a gomco clamp.
His penis had the ring of confidence - the brown scar - so typical of being gomcoed.
He loved that his parents had gomcoed him when he was born.
His gomcoed circumcision was a delight to behold (and hold)!
No smegma on him, he was gomcoed.
by urbanboi June 08, 2010
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gomco

The sacred device used to perfect a penis by the painless and bloodless removal of the foreskin.
Since he received the gift of the gomco at birth he has never looked back. His gomco left him with a perfect ring of confidence and no tags of frenulum.
by urbanboi May 31, 2014
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California whatever

A style of dress that is completely eclectic. Often inappropriate to the formality of the occasion, but never commented upon. Clothes that you feel comfortable in and don't have to worry about color coordination, about style, or about offending anyone else. Frequently out of place, but with so many other California whatevers not even noticed.

Mix and not match wear.

The wearing of beach wear away from the beach.
Are you going to the church social tonight?
I don't know, what's the dress code?
The pastor said "California whatever", so in this heat it'll be shorts, a tank top and flipflops.

She was so strangely dressed for graduation that she must have though it said California whatever.

There was no dress code at the shop so we experimented with California whatever every day.

My brother, the surfer, is a true California whatever aficionado.
by urbanboi July 25, 2011
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sliced

Yet another slang term for a circumcised penis.
He wasn't Jewish but he'd been sliced when he was a baby.
His cock was so nicely sliced that I couldn't stop myself!
by urbanboi July 07, 2009
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plamarse

v - to flatter - from Irish Gaelic
The man so loved the busty bartender he plamarsed her endlessly
by urbanboi July 10, 2009
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