urban pervert's definitions

whip

What naughty girls are punished with.

She moaned with orgasmic glee when I slapped her ass with my whip.

by urban pervert March 26, 2003

Mistress

Spare pussy to have when your wife or girlfriend is either on the rag or just not in the mood to straddle the cock. Traditionally a popular stress reliever in France, which might explain why they rarely wage wars these days.

After my wife tried the old "I have a headache" tactic for avoiding sex, I hopped over to the other side of town where my mistress gladly spread her legs for me.

by urban pervert October 31, 2003

labia

The lips of the vagina. Frequently these are what create the famous camel toe when they press into a woman's underwear or bikini

At the beach I met a young lady who had the most beautiful labia I have ever seen.

by urban pervert June 17, 2003

mermaid

A half-fish, half-human female who is very sexy and has a beautiful voice. Reminiscent of ancient Greek legends of Sirens or sea women who, with their sweet voices, would lure sailors to their deaths on rocky shores.

I met a hot mermaid chick who gave me the best blowjob I ever had.

by urban pervert June 10, 2003

better than pie

Pussy is better than pie. :^D

by urban pervert June 5, 2003

milcest

When two people from different branches of the military hook up.

Ryan and Diane are a milcest couple.

by Urban pervert May 5, 2018

slob my knob

Suck my dick. First-person slang for give a blowjob

And slob my knob my girl did, causing me to bust a full load into her mouth.

by urban pervert February 16, 2003