urban pervert's definitions

naughty schoolgirl

An 18 or 19 year old girl, typically of high school or college age, who is also a part time prostitute. Typically looks hot when she is sucking and/or fucking with her miniskirt on.

I just checked out this Asian schoolgirl site, and that was the best five hours I've had this week. I never knew some ladies could straddle cock with as much grace and flexibility as those naughty schoolgirls.

by urban pervert November 18, 2003

stiffy

An erection.

I plugged her crotch-wound with my stiffy.

by urban pervert April 25, 2003

broken dick

The end result of having sex with a militant feminist.

Nathan knew how much feminists hate men when Jane msade a few quick twists of her pelvis while he was deep inside her and gave him a broken dick.

by urban pervert June 24, 2003

labia

The lips of the vagina. Frequently these are what create the famous camel toe when they press into a woman's underwear or bikini

At the beach I met a young lady who had the most beautiful labia I have ever seen.

by urban pervert June 17, 2003

COMEY

Back stabber.

"Hey dude better not comey me".

by Urban pervert November 21, 2016

pop the cherry

To break the hymen, or skin barrier covering a woman's vagina, typically with a pointed object such as the penis.

She bled for hours after he popped the cherry with his needle.

by urban pervert April 21, 2003

barmaid

A hot female who works at any place where beer is served. Usually has very big and juicy breasts.

The barmaid 's tits were so warm and soft that I busted a huge load on her chest minutes after sticking my dick between them.

by urban pervert September 28, 2003