lay the pipe

To have sex with someone.

I laid the pipe on that blonde girl last night.

by urban pervert April 29, 2003

COMEY

Back stabber.

"Hey dude better not comey me".

by Urban pervert November 21, 2016

slob my knob

Suck my dick. First-person slang for give a blowjob

And slob my knob my girl did, causing me to bust a full load into her mouth.

by urban pervert February 17, 2003

erection

When your penis stands to attention. See boner, stiffy.

Thinking about my girlfriend always gives me an erection.

by urban pervert April 25, 2003

headache

An old, cliched excuse that a woman comes up with when she doesn't feel like having sex.

I desparately wanted a blowjob from my girlfriend, but she said she had a headache, so I put powdered aspirin on my dick just to prove that I really needed her to release the building pressure in my balls.

by urban pervert December 10, 2003

bumping tacos

An activity that lesbians do which is very fun to watch. Involves two females pressing their labias against each other and rocking back and forth to maximize their pleasure.

It was worth the $150 to watch two hot hookers bumping tacos while sucking my dick.

by urban pervert June 14, 2003

bukake

Japanese for "facial humiliation". When a girl gets cummed on by several guys. A very fun thing to watch especially if she drinks it too.

I love Asian porn because they never cease to amaze with sluts getting bukake.

by urban pervert June 29, 2003