My lady friend was having her period, but I love her so much that I gave her an angel kiss. - or - I enjoy drinking human blood and eating pussy. Angel kisses are my favourite bedroom passtime.
by Urban Dictionary January 10, 2004
"Love" can have several meanings.
1) An extremely strong romantic feeling for a human being, a dolphin, or a small woodland animal. It if often said to be "unexplainable," but those who are lonely and have nothign better to do with their time will tell you otherwise.
2) An expression derived from romantic love, that doesn't actually have anything to do with romance or fucking someone's brains out.
3) A term in tennis.
4) The act of sexual intercourse, fuckily duckily doo.
5) To quickly remove your clothes.
6) To actually dislike, hate, or loathe something, and lie.
1) An extremely strong romantic feeling for a human being, a dolphin, or a small woodland animal. It if often said to be "unexplainable," but those who are lonely and have nothign better to do with their time will tell you otherwise.
2) An expression derived from romantic love, that doesn't actually have anything to do with romance or fucking someone's brains out.
3) A term in tennis.
4) The act of sexual intercourse, fuckily duckily doo.
5) To quickly remove your clothes.
6) To actually dislike, hate, or loathe something, and lie.
1) Large Creepy Man: I think I love you, Flipper.
2) Dumbass: LOL I LOVE PIE
3)
Tenniser 1: What's the score?
Tenniser 2: Thirty, Love.
4)
Gossip'r1: Like, OMG what did you and Chad do last night?
Gossip'r2: We made love like a pile of mad weasles.
5) Young Johnny got arrested for Loving. It's a sad world, isn't it?
6) I love George W. Bush.
2) Dumbass: LOL I LOVE PIE
3)
Tenniser 1: What's the score?
Tenniser 2: Thirty, Love.
4)
Gossip'r1: Like, OMG what did you and Chad do last night?
Gossip'r2: We made love like a pile of mad weasles.
5) Young Johnny got arrested for Loving. It's a sad world, isn't it?
6) I love George W. Bush.
by Urban Dictionary February 26, 2007
Wingman
A Wingman is a guy you bring along with you on singles
outings (like to bars) that helps you out with the women.
Typically in these ways :
• The Wingman will always be there to “occupy” least
attractive girl of the pair so that you may engage in the “hotty”
• Often, when an attractive girl is out with an ugly friend, she often feels restricted to not leave that ugly friend alone, thus making the hot girl, un-touchable.
• When the wingman technique is used, both girls are
approached by the men, and the Wingman automatically
engages in conversation with the ugly girl.
• Now that the hot friend sees that the ugly girl has finally found a man, she is now free to start scouting.
• This is where you come in “unexpectidly” and “accidentaly”, and begin catching up on “old times” with the Wingman.
• The Wingman then offers the ugly girl to dance, (which
rarley happens to her) so she wont be able to resist.
Two situations may arise:
1.) She tells her hot friend to come along, in which you
automatically MUST be invited, since you know the
Wingman, and have already been introduced to the hotty.
2.) They go dance, leaving you and the hotty in for
some solid face time.
• At the end of the night, after you have worked your
magic, the Wingman, AND ONLY THE WINGMAN, offers
the girls to comeback to his place for a little ‘after party’.
• Once everyone arrives, the Wingman “occupies” the
ugly girl IN ANOTHER ROOM, leaving yourself and the
sweet sweet little hotty alone so that you can bang her, bang her like a drum....
Important note: Keep in mind that a wingman
should never be too inexperienced or he will hold
you back…the Wingman should always be of equal
or greater knowledge then you.
Learning and practiceing the Wingman support system
is an unbelievable asset if done right. Your wingman is
an invaluable assistant for you so don't underestimate
the value of finding a Wingman that can work with you.
"Hey Buddy, are you gonna be my Wingman tonight?"
A Wingman is a guy you bring along with you on singles
outings (like to bars) that helps you out with the women.
Typically in these ways :
• The Wingman will always be there to “occupy” least
attractive girl of the pair so that you may engage in the “hotty”
• Often, when an attractive girl is out with an ugly friend, she often feels restricted to not leave that ugly friend alone, thus making the hot girl, un-touchable.
• When the wingman technique is used, both girls are
approached by the men, and the Wingman automatically
engages in conversation with the ugly girl.
• Now that the hot friend sees that the ugly girl has finally found a man, she is now free to start scouting.
• This is where you come in “unexpectidly” and “accidentaly”, and begin catching up on “old times” with the Wingman.
• The Wingman then offers the ugly girl to dance, (which
rarley happens to her) so she wont be able to resist.
Two situations may arise:
1.) She tells her hot friend to come along, in which you
automatically MUST be invited, since you know the
Wingman, and have already been introduced to the hotty.
2.) They go dance, leaving you and the hotty in for
some solid face time.
• At the end of the night, after you have worked your
magic, the Wingman, AND ONLY THE WINGMAN, offers
the girls to comeback to his place for a little ‘after party’.
• Once everyone arrives, the Wingman “occupies” the
ugly girl IN ANOTHER ROOM, leaving yourself and the
sweet sweet little hotty alone so that you can bang her, bang her like a drum....
Important note: Keep in mind that a wingman
should never be too inexperienced or he will hold
you back…the Wingman should always be of equal
or greater knowledge then you.
Learning and practiceing the Wingman support system
is an unbelievable asset if done right. Your wingman is
an invaluable assistant for you so don't underestimate
the value of finding a Wingman that can work with you.
"Hey Buddy, are you gonna be my Wingman tonight?"
by Urban Dictionary December 28, 2005
An often picked on, misunderstood profession that's thankless, that's VERY important. Often filled with steering wheel holders who have no real talent. But those people are a minority not the majority. Some times this profession is filled with cut throat companies who under pay drivers. But the truth is nothing would be able to function normally with trucks that includes our military.
Without trucks/truckers America STOPS!
Make the CDL test HARDER and get rid of the wannabe Truckers!
Make the CDL test HARDER and get rid of the wannabe Truckers!
by Urban Dictionary January 05, 2006
-Do you know what an Australian Kiss is?
-No, what is it?
-Its like a French Kiss... But down under.
-ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
-lol
-No, what is it?
-Its like a French Kiss... But down under.
-ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
-lol
by Urban Dictionary September 29, 2009
"Kesafat" is a Persian word for Nasty, Disgustingly dirty, morally offensive, and indecent. The low profanity strength level of this word has allowed a public usage. Analogous words such as "Lajan" (Literally for Black Mud) or "goh" (feces) are normally followed or preceded by "kesafat" for extra invigoration.
by Urban Dictionary November 06, 2006
by Urban Dictionary June 15, 2008